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Casey Schreiner

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Long-time television comedy writer, journalist, outdoor author; lately, copywriter for πŸ’Έ, poet for ❀️. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ buymeacoffee.com/cschreinerq caseyschreiner.com modernhiker.com modernhiker.substack.com

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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad β€” the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

11.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25581    πŸ” 7257    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 541
Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep

Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep

Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-humans-happiest-when-rest-of-family-1819579602/

08.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1720    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 26

Though I will say, this is the second consecutive trip to @moviemadness.org where someone had checked out the two classic screwball comedies I was looking for (Easy Living and Ball of Fire). WHO ARE YOU, FELLOW SCREWBALL FAN?!?

08.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a Hepburn and Grant weekend at @moviemadness.org

08.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11945    πŸ” 1976    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 318
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What’s With That Voice People Use When Reciting Poetry?

Really enjoying the discussion and comments on this post so far.

02.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, Fascinating by Anya Johnson I make of myself an island on a sea of other people’s lives.

Really enjoyed this this morning.

01.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all should do a missed movie connections thing! Newsletter? In-store whiteboard? πŸ˜‚

26.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you the person who rented the blu-ray of Palm Beach Story from @moviemadness.org the same weekend I was planning on grabbing it? I feel like we should be friends.

26.01.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Face Cards You Know Who can't stop putting his face on things, plus, Rain in the Southwest, Flower Forecasts, Lawn Swaps, and more

Another Modern Hiker Newsletter is en route to your inbox. I hope you got your America the Beautiful pass early ... but if not, the internet will help you keep that calm you're aiming for when you're out using it. Also, updates on desert wildflowers, SoCal waterfalls, a lawn swap, and lots more.

23.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder to the news media: β€œconflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 47542    πŸ” 14321    πŸ’¬ 523    πŸ“Œ 600

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment β€œThis essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

26.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9596    πŸ” 2622    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 49
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If only Leonardo were alive to see how they've put Mona Lisa in a pond.

11.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
Primaries for senators

Primaries for senators

09.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13638    πŸ” 3757    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 156
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I really need this checkbox option in more areas of my life.

08.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD.

True: Your uncle does say that.

Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

theonion.com/fact-checkin...

08.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15158    πŸ” 1814    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 46
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Ok let’s calm down, @nytimes.com recipes

08.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

01.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10893    πŸ” 1911    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 108

Thanks! It was cozy as hell :)

01.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Being Sleepytime Bear for Halloween was a true delight.

01.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bread Loaf 2025

15.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah! My first *published* poem will be out in the wild soon! Watch for it at @whaleroadreview.bsky.social!

19.07.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

*crab-walked

14.05.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 17213    πŸ” 2893    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 551
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It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.

21.03.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14319    πŸ” 2682    πŸ’¬ 861    πŸ“Œ 322
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The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...

13.03.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2533    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 122
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My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.

12.03.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social β€” Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live

12.03.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Take up some β€œuseless” hobbies. Learn things for the sake of learning them. Be an unabashed generalist.

01.03.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You really can’t beat Raymond Chandler for similes and descriptions. Even if you go into these books thinking you know what hardboiled sounds like, he will consistently surprise you:

27.02.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0