Emcee MC

What's the over/ under on Hegseth facing any real consequences?

I strive to be something you have to talk to your therapist about.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨💥📰👀💬 Trump Administration discovers previously unpublished Dante Aliighieri. New hells are being released almost daily.

I have always made fun of cat people because I consider myself a dog person. Yet here I am currently searching for a good chair for my cat to sit in to be closer to me while I'm at my computer

I hope that when it is my time I can face dying as fervently as I avoided living.

The people cheering for government employees losing their jobs are the same people who make the teenage host at the Olive Garden cry because the restaurant is understaffed.

Having eliminated the possibility of a raccoon in my attic, I am forced to face the possibility that my cat learned zoomie ventriloquism whilst I was out of town.

I'm eating pastaless mac and cheese and not just squirting cheese sauce into my mouth. Thank you very much

That may be one of the greatest things I've heard in a long time

Why do consequences have to be so damn consequential?

I want to post funny things, but there is too much rage tainting it. Does anyone have recommendations for a good sluice box to to soft through this?

A bishop makes a request for mercy and the Dorito bubble demands an apology. Fuck. Right. Off.

Why is The Hollow Men dance- dance- dancing through my head?

The good news is, at least with all the money we'll all be saving on eggs and gas and stuff will allow us to afford the increase in prescription drug prices we are about to get.

I was really hoping to leave my daughter a better doomsday scenario than this.

Do you think Elon still had the taste of Trump on his lips during his Nazi reveal party?

My home is 25 lb and my whole heart lighter today

The scotch lover in me can't help but wonder, do you think Trump and Gaetz discussed the appointment over a 12 year old?