Becca

Don't worry, guys, I'm being told Kristi's just being sent to a nice farm where she'll have lots of room to run around and play and chase illegals to her heart's content...

Yup 😢

Is this the most dudes named Nic to be traded in the same day in NHL history?

"retire a Caps"

sigh Becca

Ugh I know. Like a guy in a movie saying he was one day shy of retirement.

It's a very good return, I was actually kind of surprised they got that much. But yeah. Very sad.

Absolutely a logical move from a hockey standpoint but this one hurts my heart. Dowd is such a good guy, such a big part of that room, and I remember him saying how happy he was (and how emotional he was when he said it) to be able to retire a Caps after he re-signed last year. Ugh.

Looks like Hudson got a Torrent jersey and Connor got a Fleet jersey and I'm OBSESSED.

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams hold up personalized Boston and Seattle PWHL jerseys from American hockey heroes Megan Keller and Hilary Knight

The world is burning down around us but this picture soothes me.

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Come on, ladies...

I believe that is Marcus Mumford!

Screenshot of the cast of the 2/28/26 episode of SNL starring Connor Storrie and featuring Mumford & Sons, Hozier, Hudson Williams, Megan Keller, and Queen Hilary Knight

/fin

Yeah I wasn't mad about that part at all, even with all the fake blood and the wig (that was totally coming off at the end lol)

YUP. It was! He was great in that sketch, too (great in all of them but yeah that was the only really funny one).

Ugh and Hudson hugging him at the end 🤗

Okay Hudson in the leather pants....thank you for your service sir.

GO CONNOR GO YOU WERE AWESOME!!!!!!!

Agree 😆 And amazingly it hit all of his strengths, he got to do an accent and physical comedy and show off his bod. Perfect, lol.

America's ass!

lol okay this sketch was written for him...any way to get him mostly naked 😂

Okay it's something of a mindfuck to see a woman in a Civil War era-ish dress and also facial piercings.

TOTALLY. I know that was just the promo but it would've been nice if they'd used something like that...they didn't really write anything FOR him (yet).

Connor has been delightful with what he's had to work with because of course he has but uh...hmm.

Also lol whoever Connor just almost kissed looked very happy to be in that position.

...oh shoot, you're out west, aren't you. Um spoiler alert? lol

Hudson was on for a cameo, too! And helped introduce the musical guest! My angels 🤗

Absolute perfection 🥰 and the show has not been...super funny, but he's been great in it. Because of course he has.

He's the best.

I kind of hope that shows up in the show, that was really funny.

...oops, spoke too soon.

Pretty sure Weekend Update has been the funniest part of this show for years (which is why the Daily Show worked/works).