Becca

I love the fact that football is determined to give us so much comedy this year

The Ph1llies all just have the absolute worst hair.

Who is asking this idiotic question? There is no investigation, we know what happened - it was his people screwing up.

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Right?? It's kind of perfect.

(Also there's a different metaphor for something orange rotting from the inside...)

......okay but it also is like the perfect commentary on the world right now THIS PUMPKIN HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!

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Portland never stops being Portland.

Deebo Samuel is so damn fun 😎 #raiseHAIL

...the beautiful game?

🎶 BILL...I love you so, I always will 😍🎶

the only Big Beautiful Bill in Washington

Way to raise hail, Bill!!!

It was very cute listening to Mama and Papa Yesavage until they revealed the gross truth that they're Ph1llies fans.

That was an absolutely wild turn of events.

Rick no one has ever gotten mad at a Toronto bat flip I don't know what you're talking about

lol yankees

Even the toadies who were probably hand-selected to stand behind him and cheer are starting to look bored/confused by this doddering old fool talking nonsense.

Ah. That's why he was an hour late.

...also claims that his doctor said he was the better physical specimen than Obama or GW Bush, which is obviously a lie (for a change).

a little girl in a red jacket with a white fur collar ALT: a little girl in a red jacket with a white fur collar

Two blown leads by their sports teams this weekend, it's just such a shame.

So was there a "reason" for the stupidity in last night's TBL-FLA game or was this just chaos for the sake of chaos? It's not like most of the guys involved were trying to prove themselves to make the roster or anything.

A 5-game series would be fine but LA needs to come out on top because Ph1lly has had their one championship this year and that should be enough to last that stupid city for the next 50+ years.

Also when you root for a division rival to have success, puppies die and fascists win.

There is no sound quite like the disappointed silence of a Ph1lly crowd.

Wooooooooooooo go Dodgers

(that hurts to type but supporting the other team would hurt WAY more and require a lobotomy)

Goodbye, Caps preseason... and now we wait for the final cuts.

It really is amazing how literally everything they say about the left is projection.

THANK YOU.