Just a Lil Harmless Avocado

I don’t like this trend of bringing back tv shows or sequel to movies after a long time when the vibes feels like “remember that thing you like? it’s back now but production and everything else looks bad.”

In light of AI planning dates, I gotta ask:

If I showed up to our date dressed like this, what would you do? what would you do?

Time to check the dominoe’s pizza index.

“Why is every date these days guys inviting me over to watch a double feature of the Spielberg classic AI and I, ROBOT?”

I bathed him In salve of queso and that seemed to help before he was brutally eaten.

This is what you get when you buy the cheap bag of chips. Body horror level chips.

I thought capitalism’s response to an influx of 30 million new residents would be to build millions of units of profitable housing? Is capitalism not working?

‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...

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Food with baseball cards inside would be my weakness if they did it today. Growing up in Wisconsin, I’d beg my parents to get the Gardner’s bread with Brewers baseball cards inside. Some were even baseball shaped!

There’s a mini Starbucks (fewer offerings, limited hours) at the college campus and that’s the only one in 100 miles. So I guess I’m participating whether I want to or not.

I’m into puzzling too deep, because pips is lame.

I remember first looking this up when Sarah Palin’s daughter was impregnated. The guy who impregnated her committed what would a crime in several states, but not Alaska. Age of consent needs to be nationalized. What if Matt Gaetz had fucked a 17 year old in another state - it might have been legal.

I’d start with looking for Bill Ripken.

A slightly unsettling aside: the age of consent is NOT 18 in most states. But not particularly germane to your point. As you were.

Correction: right wingers seeing ANY Republican announcement in the next 72 hours.

Long story short, they don’t need to actually smell CBD to go on to the next level of searching.

So, back when AvoWife was still alive we got in a fight because she was soused. I went to go get her and she drove off home with me behind her. (Fun times) Anyways, a cop stops ME (sober) and claims there’s weed in my car and tossed it. I don’t smoke weed or anything.

Well, at least he lived long enough to fuck over anybody who wants to be insured again. And that’s what really matters.

As an old man, I’ll open this forum to questions.

First of all, it’s all about training. Gotta keep your reps up.

Gianmarco Soresi does a famous bit on why people don’t differentiate between pedophiles and ephebophiles. And it figures VERY large in that statement.

And not a single Tony Lama belt befitting a strong independent lawyer.

Do you like … brown?

This is the first warning in a long time that I’ve logged into blue sky, and there’s not a single babbled statement from Donald Trump floating through the Zeitgeist.

Huh, I wonder why?

**Pedoments. #FTFY

Inb4 there’s a short of Mickey fucking Donald in three, two…

It’s not even that good. Heard it at the bar and my GF thought it was OK, but the artistry is shit. And that’s not even getting into the political angle.

You’re telling me there’s a list and NOBODY has cracked to take out an opponent in an act of moral harikari?

DAVID CAMERON: [indignant] fucking a pigs head doesnt seem so bad now does it

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away