nancy

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

recession indicator this recession indicator that, there is a 16 handles OPENING in cobble hill

it still itches

i still don’t think movie nessa even said “me and boq” thatttt crazy tbh

[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.

[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

short story about a writer finding out that none of their work was used to train meta’s AI

last night a teen on a stoop heard someone in our group say something about parker posey and yelled “TSUNAMI” and when her friend asked her what she was saying she responded “it’s from tiktok” 😭 I GUESS

tired: "how bad do u want me" sounds like a taylor swift song

wired: lady gaga is very clearly sampling "only you" by yaz !!!

went up to woodstock for 48 hours + only ate locally sourced food and my gut health has improved 10000%. what am i supposed to do with this, just go back to the city…?

this should be your bio

got a new smart tv recently and realized that i didn’t know my last time in roku city was my last time in roku city :(

jon lovett getting voted off first in the last season of survivor should have been an indicator that tr*mp was going to win

[oprah voice] macrodata REFIIIIIIIIIIINEMEEEEEEEEEEENT

a push notification from instagram that says “carrie coon shared a post you might like”

yeah no shit!!!!!

i want to #believewomen but i fear parker posey's character might not have been 100% clear on what was going on

remember when we were doing email recipe exchanges during covid? i finally got around to making one on february 6, 2025

getting paid once per month at my new job is messing with my psyche.

is joining a reddit page the new joining a livejournal community?

why is sea moss gel suddenly everywhere. are you taking sea moss gel? should i be taking sea moss gel?

times are so bad that neil degrasse tyson is on celebrity jeopardy

i still have a phone number with a virginia area code and another nancy alligood who apparently owns a business in virginia has no idea how much she's ruining my life with spam calls SOS

gonna tell my kids this was boygenius

we are like 6 months away from target selling tasteful weed leaf art that says “not now sweetie, mommy’s gardening” 🤢

they keep saying “tight-end royalty” on this football game and i’m like oh you mean oomf?

it's been a few days so i'm ready to admit that i cried at the carpool karaoke christmas "movie."

cryinggg @ the laurie metcalf episode of elsbeth @matthewkbegbie.bsky.social thank you for your service 🫡

CHRISTOPHER: hey you hear they found the guy flying these drones?

SILVIO: oh yeah?

CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”

PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!

TONY: okay, settle down

𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓎
𝒹𝑒𝒻𝑒𝓃𝒹
𝒹𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓈𝑒 . . .

𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓪! 🇮🇹

every time the person doing my nails comments on how small they are they should have to give me a discount

oatm*lk :/