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(he/him) Shiny Magikarp rustler. Collects: Pokémon, vulns, and opinions. Hacking: JVMs, eBPF, unikernels, WASM, droids, daemons, urandom. I do bad things with languages @ ???. https://unspo.nso.red/ https://twitter.com/ChaosDatumz

305 Followers  |  41 Following  |  56 Posts  |  Joined: 06.05.2023  |  2.0435

Latest posts by chaosdata.ce.nso.red on Bluesky

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lol, they deleted the original post, didn't botyer to announce they evacuated everyone, and then replaced the original announcement with lies

14.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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more like bad weather & dropped murphys
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13.08.2025 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#thanksgemini

25.07.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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cuomo, this is not the flex you think it is. you're both scumbags and nyc doesn't want either of you.

03.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"one big beautiful bill act" impacts SNAP, Papa Murphy's benefits from SNAP

"one big beautiful bill act" impacts SNAP, Papa Murphy's benefits from SNAP

prior reductions in SNAP have impacted Papa Murphy's. "one big beautiful bill act" will be largest SNAP cut in history. therefore,could negatively impact Papa Murphy's sales.

prior reductions in SNAP have impacted Papa Murphy's. "one big beautiful bill act" will be largest SNAP cut in history. therefore,could negatively impact Papa Murphy's sales.

the hyenas are eating the vultures.

01.07.2025 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Sir Deadpool"

01.07.2025 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"designed by apple in baja california" #tax^Hriffavoidance

02.02.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Blog: DoubleClickjacking: A New Era of UI Redressing data:blog.metaDescription

much like regular clickjacking, this would propbably pair well w/ a cookie clicker clone ui
www.paulosyibelo.com/2024/12/doub...

17.01.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm so sorry for your loss. this is heartbreaking. all of your little bits with marshie really helped me and i'm sure many others cope with the isolation of the pandemic. he is loved and missed.

02.01.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Passkey technology is elegant, but it’s most definitely not usable security Just in time for holiday tech-support sessions, here’s what to know about passkeys.

i'm glad someone is calling out how much of a scam "passkeys" are. honestly, part of it is bad overcomplicated design, but the other part is that it's sort of federated to hell in a lowest common denominator way that's ripe for abuse for vendor lock-in.
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31.12.2024 08:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Putting the asshats in timeout for now. There is intelligent conversation and witty banter to be had on this subject, this list is for the inane drivel, whataboutism, double standards, and pearl clutching when the house is already on fire. The game has changed, so we adapt.
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02.12.2024 08:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really hope he washed that stuff off immediately after taking those photos. Godspeed metal man. 3/3

02.12.2024 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I, for one, would not wear cosmetics from Temu, but if you're going for the ultimate pastiche of a heavy metal band, one would be behooved to obtain all of their supplies such that they were not only laced, but heavily contaminated, with heavy metals. 2/3

02.12.2024 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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James W Mickens on LinkedIn: Sometimes, when a professor goes on sabbatical, that professor will create… | 10 comments Sometimes, when a professor goes on sabbatical, that professor will create a great book or sculpture, or commence upon a tour of the world to propagate some… | 10 comments on LinkedIn

Well this made my day. James Mickens not only thinks of everything, but absolutely commits to the bit. 1/3
www.linkedin.com/posts/james-...

02.12.2024 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@daniel3487234.bsky.social Dude. Fill out your profile with *something* or else all these people will block you.

01.12.2024 18:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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My cat Larry and I are re-training and entering the world of Cybersecurity.

Larry is a piece of work. But sometimes he learns something helpful.

Here's how he remembers the difference between the Cloud Services:

#cybersecurity #cyber #cybercat #cloudinfrastructure #cloud #larry

24.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

@nccgroupinfosec.bsky.social are you going to change your handle to @research.nccgroup.com ? sidenote: it's sad the domain redirects now.

21.11.2024 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ai model says to immediately turn into the middle of the street, there's a shiny pidgey.
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20.11.2024 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

remember, if the democrats wanted to win (or cared), they would have run on a platform of legalizing weed. the cynic in me says they think they benefit more from the ill effects of keeping it illegal.

18.11.2024 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it seems like the real answer is to retroactively undo the tax cuts to claw the money back, or use the uk's surveillance state capabilities to find out who voted in the tories' elections and fine all of them with a one off fee for embezzlement. #taxcutsaretheft

16.11.2024 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

to use the uk as a proxy, i find it odd the tories can steal so much money out to the rich as "tax cuts" it destabilised the economy, get kicked out over it, and then complain that labour is raising taxes to make up for the "black hole" shortfall that the tories' hid through fraudulent accounting.

16.11.2024 04:13 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

also very interested in seeing how "readable" pnut output is given their claims, using it for obfuscation, and profiling execution for analysis/detection.

11.11.2024 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in this brave new world of wasm/asm.js alikes targeting bourne shell like pnut, it is really becoming a glaring flaw that bourne shell (and by extension posix shell spec) don't support seekable fds. in other news, i think i'll dust off my ksh /dev/self/mem stack clobberer and write a blog post.

11.11.2024 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH denny's is for people who've lost control of their life. waffle house is for people who've never had control of their life. ihop is for people who'd rather not be shot at a waffle house.

11.11.2024 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.11.2024 07:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in such a system, i am really loath to say it, but the only way to beat them is to dilute them. register republican and prevent their primaries from picking the scum of the earth. and remember, don't ever give them any fucking money.

07.11.2024 07:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if you want real change, vote them both out, or be willing to play the same game as your opponents. but for now, the gop will be the same as the ccp, a one party system with a god king and many factions of varying ideas who can win so long as the power structure is maintained.

07.11.2024 06:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the problem with the mindset of choosing the lesser evil is that it doesn't work when the lesser evil actively enables the greater evil. we're falling for the trap of a local maximum.

07.11.2024 06:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every few years we get a choice between the bully who beats us up and steals our lunch money, and the teacher/principal who ignores it and throws you in detention if you ever defend yourself b/c they have a zero tolerance policy for violence; all the while preaching an anti-bullying message.

07.11.2024 06:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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