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Where the fuck is John Wick when we need him?

Iran posting timers and I’m over here like 1:20? wtf does that mean? 1:20 eastern? Central standard? Pacific? Be specific.

We are in the middle of a freaking war right now and every time I hear an airplane I get scared.

Nah. I like to kill my prey.

When you leave Bucees with a 5 gallon bucket you did unimaginable things with your debit card.

In transparency, I don’t actually like pretty sex. I need to see the ugliest faces you make. I want to hear the sounds you can’t suppress. I want to feel those uncontrolled body movements. I need to see you die and your soul escapes your body and levitate above you. I like that kinda shit.

No other motivation is needed but to look amazing in a iPhone sex video. Like, if you record me I wanna be proud. The only things that matter, did she look good and did she do a good job?

I don’t know if they really said this lol. I just randomly saw it on TikTok. But… lmaoooo I thought it was hilarious.

😔 I just need my merch to make it from China to my house.

Gigi just made my day. 🥰 I don’t know if she is on here or not. But I love her to death.

It’s absolutely my mood right now.

This is from the Little Lady book on ebzpublishing.com. I used alcohol markers and acrylic paint markers to color this.

Let me go pack some orders. At least people like to color pretty things.

I’m sitting here having a moment. Cause everything happening on earth right now is stupid.

Cause NASA suggested we evacuate. Evacuate the earth.

The fucking earth.

I hate having to register through the class action. You knew what you did and who you did it to. Just sent the check and the apology letter. Nooooo you gotta go put your name on a list and wait 12 weeks.

The TSA closing global entry and precheck is the wildest shit. I’m gonna need my money back. I wait wait for the fall out of this bullshit. Like a class action lawsuit.

My priorities are me first. Then everyone else’s bullshit.

I’d help y’all fight back but I want a cookie cake from Whole Foods first.

People are dying every day and I’m over here like I just wanna make it to my surprise party. That I know about.

This is so personal. lol

I can’t die yet. lol. I still have celebrations.

I had a dress! And shoes! And tickets to a black symphony! I still haven’t been to a black symphony!!!

Why they can’t do this shit after my birthday? Imma be pissed if I have to cancel my trip cause of some government BS I never agreed to. Last time my birthday was cancelled was because Covid Happened February 19th.

I think Russia and China supports Iran.

Well the constitution says war can not cancel or postpone elections, howwweeever nobody has been following the constitution for a whole year now. So maybe me goggling shit didn’t really matter.

I think it’s a law about voting if we are in a war. Brb I need to google. I think this is a side quest to eliminate the midterms.

So the Bill Clinton and Hillary testifies are distractions to what’s really happening?

The US and Israel bombed Iran.

If you cut your beard off. I will break up with you until it grows all the way back.

Pulled up his mama. Said dig her dead ass up. Pulled pics of 50’s mama and went in. And I’m was looking at it like oh my! 🫢 Because talk about a new documentary 💀