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Insufferable.

Things that are going extinct 😔:

-Dark skinned men
-Tall men
-Men with big dicks
-Men who can change a tire
-Men who don’t skip leg day
-Men who grill meats

My inner dialogue is completely unhinged.

I know everyone thinks I just say what ever. But I don’t say 80% of the things I have thoughts about.

Ugh now I gotta get another app just to play in the app.

I’m toasty and ion wanna talk about it.

I ran outta Poke balls. And I haven’t googled how to get free ones yet.

I forgot how to play this. Lol.

If you are living in a cave Jesse Jackson passed away during black history month. It’s important. He’s part of the reason why we are called African Americans instead of negro.

I thought you smoked meth. I’m not really sure how meth is consumed. I never need to know. But a lady telling us she snorts meth on a random Tuesday while eating chipotle is so unserious.

I want to take life serious. I really do. But everyday something makes me feel like nothing is real.

Everyone: you should eat right and take care of yourself.

Me: There is a crack head eating somebody’s left overs they found while dumpster diving. Going on 75 years old.

Crack heads live forever. They don’t give a fuck about nothing. Meanwhile, it’s some health and fitness addict doing everything in life the right way ending up with cancer and liver disease. Nothing makes sense.

You ever find out you’re the villain in your mans friend group?

Aye, he been lying to his friends for years. “She won’t let me leave the house” “She got something planned for us this weekend” “My girl be trippin”

Y’all some got damn liars.

That man will have 10 nggas hating your guts and you don’t even know it.

If my man ever in life tell y’all I said he can’t do something, he’s lying. I run a free will program. He can do what he wants. As long as it’s not something that would make me feel like he don’t want to be in the relationship anymore.

Whole time that woman been dying for him to leave and go do something besides be in her face. lol.

That man said he blames everything on his wife.

He’s like yeah. But they are not in Area 51.

We knew that. They are in Antarctica and Possible that weird space in Arizona … they be like come here it’s peaceful. We don’t get phone signals and we’re off the grid. Just know you’re about to have an out of body experience.

President Obama said Aliens are real.

I KNEW IT.

He just can’t tell us more details about it.

Right now they are like this is easy. I don’t want to explain the technical side because now it’s immediately hard. Nope. Let’s stay easy and fun.

Accidentally teaching my group how to write basic commands to pull data is hilarious. Cause I didn’t think I’d be doing this. I don’t even wanna tell them they are pulling data from a datalake using basic sql.

My brain hurts and I’d like to sleep. We can revisit this later.

I’m pretty sure people didn’t start aging real bad until maybe 500 years old but imagine looking the same age for 2-300 years then bam, you start looking like Smigel from Lord of the Rings.

I don’t want to live to be 950 years old. I actually know when I wanna tap out.

I think about this sometimes. I think the reason they lived so long is because red die #3 and #40 in foods didn’t exist. Or maybe there was no processed foods mixed with .05% of rat poison.

I don’t know tho. 950 is way too many centuries to be alive.

You: why it took you a hour to walk 2 miles?

Me: I was at the Pokémon gym fighting a Jigglypuff.

lol all my Pokémon looked angry this morning.

I got my walk in this morning. I played the whole time. I don’t care. I got my steps in. I also really enjoyed just letting the sun shine on me.

I am down a rabbit hole trying to configure my discord. It’s cool. I want to make it cooler. I realized config works better from a desktop and not a iPhone. This requires a laptop.

Someone put the wrong address 🫤 Now we wait for them to remember they have an email address. lol. I’m in it. Asking you for the correct address?