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It's not "Captain" -- I was promoted ---- Misanthropic mutant ex-investment banker; liberal Xennial with Keynesian inclinations; childless Jew-ish cat father (with like religious affiliation); and heteropessimist demisexual with attachment issuesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’™

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Trump Administration Authorizes Covert C.I.A. Action in Venezuela

Funny thing about covert CIA activities:

They stop being covert the minute you โ€œannounceโ€ theyโ€™ve been authorized**

**putting aside the merits (or lack thereof) of any given action

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...

16.10.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days.

Epstein Shutdown.

15.10.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22534    ๐Ÿ” 7930    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 776    ๐Ÿ“Œ 387

The French Revolution proved that when life gives you monarchs, you make lemonade headless.

14.10.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 938    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.

14.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27557    ๐Ÿ” 6178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 425    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183
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Solidarity is the only way

14.10.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22621    ๐Ÿ” 5551    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 796    ๐Ÿ“Œ 373
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Big roar for AG Letitia James at the ZOHRAN rally๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ

14.10.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17680    ๐Ÿ” 4045    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began WASHINGTONโ€”Touting a new crime report as evidence their ramped-up operations were improving American life, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Friday that there had been zero murde...

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began

12.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2472    ๐Ÿ” 481    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Breaking the law so he can endanger the nation, Russ Vought arches an eyebrow as he strokes a white Persian cat on his lap.

11.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2223    ๐Ÿ” 626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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If an entire large city was on fire Iโ€™d think the president would be expected to go there to tour the damage.

11.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2478    ๐Ÿ” 374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

If you are a member of the National Guard and aren't called on duty on October 18, can I encourage you to join the No Kings protest?

11.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 425    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Trump Says Federal Layoffs Have Begun During Government Shutdown

The Trump Regime laid off exactly who you would expect robber barons to lay off. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

11.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 512    ๐Ÿ” 180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

11.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15401    ๐Ÿ” 8478    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 859    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1122

Imagine dressing like a Temu Richard Petty and criticizing anyoneโ€™s appearance

11.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6560    ๐Ÿ” 1010    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 517    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

I saw this, laughed, changed screens and now I can't find it again or I would credit it fully: Someone described Kid Rock, who was apparently attempting to opine on something tonight, as being "the human equivalent of an above-ground pool."

Perfect.

11.10.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1886    ๐Ÿ” 226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

There are more of us than there are of themโ€”and we know our right to assemble peacefully and protest. Iโ€™m counting on my fellow Americans to prove that at the No Kings protest on Oct. 18.

11.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1914    ๐Ÿ” 501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Peaceful assembly isnโ€™t an insurrection.

Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.

10.10.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23301    ๐Ÿ” 6866    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 281    ๐Ÿ“Œ 195
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Release the Epstein Files.

11.10.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18975    ๐Ÿ” 4556    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 265    ๐Ÿ“Œ 151
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Not today, Satanโ€ผ๏ธ

11.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10173    ๐Ÿ” 2268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 329    ๐Ÿ“Œ 131
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Nothing says โ€œAmerica Firstโ€ like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho

10.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19272    ๐Ÿ” 7618    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3465    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1754

Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity

11.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29274    ๐Ÿ” 7328    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 786    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228
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The French Revolutionโ€™s Instrument of Terror Goes on Show

"It looked like a bloody idol waiting for his ration of death" - Robert Badinter

"the mise-en-scรจne and meaning" notwithstanding, I can think of one good (orange) reason to borrow this from France...

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/a...

11.10.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The CDC says people must consult a health professional before COVID shot The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention accepted a controversial recommendation from outside vaccine advisers to tighten guidelines for the COVID vaccine.

Woe is me,

I already got my COVID vax and I didn't consult a health professional!!!

www.npr.org/2025/10/06/n...

08.10.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks, New Yorker

07.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21813    ๐Ÿ” 6760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 219    ๐Ÿ“Œ 217

In all the chaos, I would urge folks to remember that a lot of folks now donโ€™t know when their next check will come.

The vast majority are good people who love this nation deeply, and many of them are still working despite not knowing when theyโ€™ll be paid

Have compassion.

01.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11868    ๐Ÿ” 2494    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 392    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

Even easier than a decade, yet somehow even harder for Republicans to hear:

actual words that Trump has said over the past 48 hoursโ€ฆ.

01.10.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a decision issued October 1, 2025, Reagan-appointed U.S. District Judge William Young includes a postcard sent to him saying โ€œTrump has pardons and tanks ... what do you have?" He responds "Alone, I have nothing but my sense of duty. Together, We the People ... have our magnificent Constitution."

01.10.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1344    ๐Ÿ” 398    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Are we winning yet?

01.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7449    ๐Ÿ” 2127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 275    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Trump is bankrupting farmers, raising prices on everything, and killing jobs with his tariff mania. Republicans in Congress own all of it. bsky.app/profile/atru...

01.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2294    ๐Ÿ” 751    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Enjoy some truth about the #TrumpShutdown @markwarner.bsky.social

01.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22560    ๐Ÿ” 9482    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 636    ๐Ÿ“Œ 549

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