Miiiiiiike

Glad I’m not the only freak who thought that

I’m so glad I got to take my kids to see this last year. We’re still financially reeling from the trip to Disney, but the kids are also still talking about how much fun they had. It was worth it.

I was wondering how she was going to do the bridge starting that high considering York goes falsetto there, but then she dropped it down an octave and that was a good call… that’s really kept it in the sweet spot for her voice, but I suspect she still would have killed it if she didn’t

*This is what she said he said:

The fact that we can randomly choke on spit when doing literally nothing else is proof enough to me that there is no “divine creator”.

That’s some amateur-hour design

Let me guess, Debra Kahn never sold her Tesla stock?

RFK Jr’s brainworm: “I crave companionship”

RFK Jr. “I got you, fam”

“Let’s let the man keep doing the possibly illegal thing while we decide if it’s actually illegal”

Are we just going to refer to him as 🌮 now?

Something I doubt anyone remembers but me: The marshmallows were real, soft marshmallows… not the crunchy Lucky Charms type.

I’ve never seen soft marshmallows that small since

Now they’re running through Graves Left Wanting, and I neglected to increase the stats of the enemies since they leveled up after Rotblack and they’re largely breezing through it, so that’s on me.

We ran through Rotblack Sludge first, and through good planning (something I try to reward) and some exceptionally good rolls, they took out Fletcher so quick I had to come up with a new big-bad (the Gutworm cocooned and hatched into a swarm of thousands of mind-controlling leeches).

I feel like I need this note too. I’m running a Mörk Bork campaign, and none of my PCs have died yet. Not even once.

If you see this, post a monster 👖🕳️

There is absolutely room for a shot like this within the realm of realism. It was simply lazy and uninspired

My 2006 Maza 626 had a “swing” button that did this, and I think about it almost every day

Does *any* movie have enough kickboxing?

That’s definitely the sort of thing that “that” Betty White would have on her gravestone… but I did check the dates, and they don’t line up, so it’s correct.

What in the Squid Games is this?

I feel like that could be bad news sharing water with sharks. I’m going to assume their reproductive cycle is closer to that of fish

As big and dumb as his big dumb face looks with a beard, JD Vance’s face looks even bigger and dumber without it

I absolute had these. They were fantastic

“The Ugly Stepsister” (2025)

I don’t think there could be a more incorrect answer to that question

He didn’t write a word of that

I mean, he’s actually right here

Walmart is going to jack up prices higher than they need to, then if/when the tariffs are removed they’ll drop them down… but less than they should

It’s a golden opportunity to raise prices and let Trump take the blame, and they’re gonna take it

All of them?

MTG: Nuh uh, it’s fine. No one does that, it’s all good. Move along, please