Jingle is stored in the bells

Oh that’s going straight into the reaction and sticker folders

Blame @hatsorcerer.bsky.social entirely for laughing when Metroid introduced the term “psychic boots”.

Today in Sports News

Some days you see a headline and you feel pieces of your mind fall apart like a wet cake.

What a horrible day for events and awareness of them.

Once again

Utterly bizarre lmao

The whole legacy media apparatus is just goes, "That doesn't make sense to me... but... you are very rich..."

🚨FINAL DAY OF THE SALE!🚨

Sigh. I get it I get it.

🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️

You knock those stars right off Serendipity right now.

Nah that sounds rad as hell

Corporate consolidation is anti-art, anti-fairness, and above all anti-human.

Fuck corporate consolidation all my homies would kill corporations with hammers. 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

I mean you can but you either gotta buy the machine the button is attached to first or…

Actually no all options require that first step.

It’s 2pm 😭😭😭 don’t make a liar out of meeeeeeee

I want to be as cool as u when I grow up

tapping the sign

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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Oh BROTHER 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

my hit sphealpost "spheal is trying" which is a screenshot of a spheal in pokemon emerald with the text spheal is trying but edited to be jolly. he is wearing a santa hat and on a christmas background and the text says "spheal is jolly"

Crimmus

WELL

a heart shaped container filled with pills and the word ritalin on the side Alt: a heart shaped container filled with pills and the word ritalin on the side

Max, I love you and your endeavours but

Damn this is so positive and uplifting. I think my biggest ones were variations on “fuck you”.

So that’s how the West was won 😮‍💨

Jesus calling

I believe it 😌