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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde Eu bebo café. RT não é endosso.

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A gothic castle in the transylvanian mountains. A great bear of a man, waring a stovepipe hat and carrying a cane: "Now that you are my bride, you will never leave this castle!" His new bride replies "Wow! Your library is amazing!" He continues "Beyond the castle is a high wall with no gate, and beyond that is a deep. Dark forest with no path." She pulls a volume from a great bookcase, "I suppose it's my library too, now we're married." He goes on "The forest is crawling with ravenous wolves, malignant birds and the spirits of long-dead travellers." Ignoring him, carrying a pile of hardbacks "So many books! I can't believe My luck!" He has sprouted wings, claws and cloven hoofs. "When the sun sets, I transform into a wild beast and soar into the night, seized by a terrible bloodlust!" She sits, examining her books as he flies out the window "Ok. I'll stay here and read. See you in the morning"

A gothic castle in the transylvanian mountains. A great bear of a man, waring a stovepipe hat and carrying a cane: "Now that you are my bride, you will never leave this castle!" His new bride replies "Wow! Your library is amazing!" He continues "Beyond the castle is a high wall with no gate, and beyond that is a deep. Dark forest with no path." She pulls a volume from a great bookcase, "I suppose it's my library too, now we're married." He goes on "The forest is crawling with ravenous wolves, malignant birds and the spirits of long-dead travellers." Ignoring him, carrying a pile of hardbacks "So many books! I can't believe My luck!" He has sprouted wings, claws and cloven hoofs. "When the sun sets, I transform into a wild beast and soar into the night, seized by a terrible bloodlust!" She sits, examining her books as he flies out the window "Ok. I'll stay here and read. See you in the morning"

'Castle'
One of the limited-edition prints in my shop
www.tomgauld.com/shop

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Our taxes

Our taxes

Our taxes are paying for this instead of healthcare.

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Não consigo deixar de pensar que a fusão irá cancelar alguns programas que não deveriam ser cancelados.

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"medida aumenta a concorrência" entendi. realmente tem POUQUÍSSIMAS farmácias nas ruas. isso aí que vai estimular a concorrência e baixar preço

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Uma tira imitando o famoso quadro do programa de TV Globo Rural no qual era respondida a carta de um telespectador, só que misturada com o universo Mario Bros.

Uma tira imitando o famoso quadro do programa de TV Globo Rural no qual era respondida a carta de um telespectador, só que misturada com o universo Mario Bros.

Um clássico rural do @willtirando.bsky.social

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Season 13 Trailer: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Season 13 Trailer: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

The world needs a hero. Unfortunately, we’ve got John. Season 13 of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver premieres February 15th at 11pm on @hbomax! youtu.be/PawUmci7JuU

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The world may be falling apart, but don’t worry. John brought tape. Season 13 of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver premieres February 15th at 11pm on HBO Max!

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Police Body Cameras: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Police Body Cameras: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Here’s last night’s story about police body cams, why they alone won’t lead to more accountability for law enforcement, and how John has an ass that will absolutely quit. Without *any* notice. youtu.be/jP4_2soVZe0

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Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse: "Good." "Very." "Agreed." Then they all walk off down the hill. Caption: Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.

Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse: "Good." "Very." "Agreed." Then they all walk off down the hill. Caption: Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

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A #Wikipedia tem um jogo em seu app. O nome do jogo é "O que veio primeiro". Ontem meteram uma pergunta de... ontem!!!

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George Perez's best idea yet: The Pit Crew Titans

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Two scientists look at a monitor attached to a large apparatus consisting of pipes, tanks, vessels and hoses. The first scientist says "I don't get it. The reaction is running perfectly, but we can't account for 7% of the heat." The other says "Have you Asked the Professor?" The first replies "We're not supposed To disturb him when He's in his office." On the other side of the apparatus, one of the pipes goes through a wall into another room where it warms the water for a hot tub in which the professor relaxes.

Two scientists look at a monitor attached to a large apparatus consisting of pipes, tanks, vessels and hoses. The first scientist says "I don't get it. The reaction is running perfectly, but we can't account for 7% of the heat." The other says "Have you Asked the Professor?" The first replies "We're not supposed To disturb him when He's in his office." On the other side of the apparatus, one of the pipes goes through a wall into another room where it warms the water for a hot tub in which the professor relaxes.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

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II - 2026.13 - A reforma trabalhista do Milei - Central 3 Olha o tamanho da merda! Curso da Gabriela Biló “Fazer Foto” no seiva.com.br. CUPOM: “DELIRIO10”! Livro “Querido Professor Ivanovic”, de Alessandro Mendonça, da Insígnia Editorial! Festa do Medo e Del...

🎶O GROSSO CHEGOOOU🎶

Mais uma semana entregue ; )

II - 2026.13 - A reforma trabalhista do Milei

Texto de Pedro Daltro e edição de Cristiano Botafogo, os episódios tão na Central3

www.central3.com.br/ii-2026-13-a...

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Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Homem de óculos e barba, com casaca antiquada, faz palestra e aponta uma vareta para um painel onde há um círculo, representando um ano. Um dos meses está em vermelho, logo junto a um em azul. O homem aponta e diz: “O inferno astral ocupa o mês anterior ao natalício.” 2) O painel mostra agora todos os meses em vermelho, inclusive fora dos espaços dos meses. O homem diz: “Com a idade, esse período vai se alastrando, até ocupar o ano inteiro.” 3) Uma voz fora de cena fala: “Isso não é verdade” - o homem responde: “Com ciência não se discute.” 4) Na plateia, as poltronas está vazias, com exceção de uma, onde se acomoda uma enorme lagarta. A lagarta diz: “isso não é ciência.” - o homem responde: “Com lagarta não se discute.”

Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Homem de óculos e barba, com casaca antiquada, faz palestra e aponta uma vareta para um painel onde há um círculo, representando um ano. Um dos meses está em vermelho, logo junto a um em azul. O homem aponta e diz: “O inferno astral ocupa o mês anterior ao natalício.” 2) O painel mostra agora todos os meses em vermelho, inclusive fora dos espaços dos meses. O homem diz: “Com a idade, esse período vai se alastrando, até ocupar o ano inteiro.” 3) Uma voz fora de cena fala: “Isso não é verdade” - o homem responde: “Com ciência não se discute.” 4) Na plateia, as poltronas está vazias, com exceção de uma, onde se acomoda uma enorme lagarta. A lagarta diz: “isso não é ciência.” - o homem responde: “Com lagarta não se discute.”

Saiu na Folha @folha.com

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BREAKING: Iran retaliates targeting US military bases across the Middle East.

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BLUE SAVANNAH ERASURE

BLUE SAVANNAH ERASURE

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Sergio Aragonés

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Title: "Literary ecologists celebrate the successful reintroduction of rare species to the Yorkshire moors." Image: The sun is going down on a bleak windswept moor, various figures and trees are each labelled as one of the following: 1. Classic literary Cathy and Heathcliff 2. Young, carefree Cathy and heathcliff 3. Sexy Hollywood Cathy and Heathcliff 5. Ghost Cathy, tormented Heathcliff 5. Spooky tree

Title: "Literary ecologists celebrate the successful reintroduction of rare species to the Yorkshire moors." Image: The sun is going down on a bleak windswept moor, various figures and trees are each labelled as one of the following: 1. Classic literary Cathy and Heathcliff 2. Young, carefree Cathy and heathcliff 3. Sexy Hollywood Cathy and Heathcliff 5. Ghost Cathy, tormented Heathcliff 5. Spooky tree

My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com

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Houve um momento que Batman pensou em ter um envolvimento emocional com a Mulher Gato e Jason Todd, o Robin, tinha ciúmes porque havia perdido uma "segunda mãe" representada por Nocturna.

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E depois a repetida trama do envenamento do repertório de água de Gotham, presente em algum nível em Batman (1989) e Batman Begins.

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Enquanto Katia cita o filme Ninotcnka, o homem morcego planta uma pista falsa sobre ser um agente da CIA.

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This is no gift. It is a curse.

Feliz 40 anos de Zelda

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War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A narrator's voice begins, "The Sun has risen. Its golden orb quietly—" The Sun, depicted with a grumpy face, interrupts with, "EXCUSE ME, I do not 'rise.'" Panel 2: The Sun, now with an angry expression, shouts, "You all revolve around me!" Panel 3: The Sun continues, "Without me, you idiots would all be DEAD!" The background remains a clear blue sky with mountains in the distance and people looking at the sun. Panel 4: The narrator's voice resumes, "The Sun, a narcissistic asshole, has risen." The Sun glares down at the tiny people below shooting sunrays. The people flee.

War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A narrator's voice begins, "The Sun has risen. Its golden orb quietly—" The Sun, depicted with a grumpy face, interrupts with, "EXCUSE ME, I do not 'rise.'" Panel 2: The Sun, now with an angry expression, shouts, "You all revolve around me!" Panel 3: The Sun continues, "Without me, you idiots would all be DEAD!" The background remains a clear blue sky with mountains in the distance and people looking at the sun. Panel 4: The narrator's voice resumes, "The Sun, a narcissistic asshole, has risen." The Sun glares down at the tiny people below shooting sunrays. The people flee.

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I am delighted to share that my poem Cassandra published by the wonderful @uncannymagazine.bsky.social made the Rhysling Award long list!
www.uncannymagazine.com/article/cass...

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