Bucephalus Jackal

Someone dumped a bunch of furry AI slop in a thread that I was reading and oh my God it's ripping off Chunie so hard that it copied his WATERMARK and put it on every image! Unhinged, you can't make this shit up.

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

We didn't even GET cheap egg! We sacrificed everything this nation used to stand for at the Altar of Egg and egg still expensive!

We can't have this app furthering the aims of a tyrannical CHINESE government to spy on its citizens and crush dissenters. We need it so Uncle Sam can do that!

I feel like there's a penetrating them with a wooden stake gag in there somewhere if you really try.

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

Both great games, yes! Also I think I remember seeing you getting stuck in some Precarious Predicaments back in the day. :3 Nice to see you around these parts!

I mean we've always got some in the fridge. Even though I've never seen anyone eat one. They may just spawn there from Wherever They Come From.

what's funny about "discord sucks, lets go back to forums/irc/etc" is that none even jokes about bringing imageboards back

Do YOU like it? Good that's who it's for <3

"So disgusted by the idea of 'vegan cheese'."
You ever had Kraft Singles? No cow ever went near those things. Cows WON'T go near those things. They KNOW.

American-cheese-style-non-cheese-vegetable-oil-based-foodstuff

Being megarich does just make everything super easy. Do you know how HARD it would be for poor people to concoct a global secret pedophile cult? Yet this whole thing was thrown together with emails that all look like "eyh plxs s=nd ovr the heli to com brign me 2 seX crimes isleland this Satrd thx"

🐶: I'm not being entirely facetious here. The reason that they're called "Kraft America-Flavored Sandwich Slices" is because they legally cannot use the word "cheese" to describe them.
🦊: Truly nothing is real.

Big dramatic trial about how much of your autonomy you can lose before you're no longer legally a person

Post from @snickersjaguar.bsky.social reading: Should I TF into Blitz the Seahawk if they win the Super Bowl? Should I TF you into Blitz? By the time of the screencap they had already turned into Blitz.

Well I guess we know how that turned out

Don't follow football at all but it seems like everybody who is cool hates the Pats or is horny for Blitz The Seahawk

Silicon Valley: Aw I'll never have the big tiddy goth gf
Furries: You can BE the big tiddy goth gf

Hahah! I was wondering if anyone would get it~

Don't change yourself for others, change others for you~

AAA games: Spend 70 hours crafting slightly better pants to save the Generican Empire from Prince Evildark using the power of microtransactions!
A games: Befriend the god of death in this 70's noir thriller so he can help you out with your insane, gory and cinematic spree killings.

Yeah like, we've all gone to the website for like booze or fireworks or whatever and you have to hackerman your way past the iron portcullis of "enter your birth year" with absolutely zero cross-checking. This is... not that.

Yeah that's the one I thought of hahah. My summary would've been like "Okay no pressure but if you miss this shot we all die *misses* *everyone dies*"

Yeah, it's similar to suggesting Mastodon in place of Y Dot Biz the Nothing App. It's good at what it does but it's not really providing a comparable service. And yeah saying that you should use IRC if privacy/security is your concern is a little funny to me. That place is tight as a colander.

You and your fellow magic teenagers set off on a quest to collect all the not-pokemon to stop evil baddies from flipping the four switches that reboot the world's power supply, but on your journey you learn the world is kinda fucked actually so maybe turning it off and on again is a good thing?

And then all the most Bible-thumpiest people here are waving "homosexuality is a sin" banners and saying we should let homeless people all freeze to death in the streets.

It feels like that disconnect has existed in American Christianity for way longer than I've been alive. The Bible is filled with parables and messages about how ALL people are God's children, and that it is incumbent upon you to help and love everyone that you can.

A bald eagle giving the viewer and intense but incredulous look

"Wow you work a lot faster on these days where they assign you three units instead of two."
Yeah I have to do more work? In the same amount of time?? That's what speed? IS???

Lupe? Is that for real an honest-to-Xenu Neopet in $CURRENT_YEAR? What a wonderful thing to stumble across~