Bucephalus Jackal

A version of the bellcurve meme where the middle is "Noooo you have to study anatomy and perspective and composition and" and the ends of it are "Draw the rest of the owl".

Many such cases

A friend read ‘cow oil’ as ‘beef tallow’ instead of butter when I said this. That isn’t what I meant but if you were to smear it on a hot potato it would probably fucken slap still.

Upgrades of this class are suspended regionwide until further notice let’s goooo

Big if true. Wild to have an obscure Pokemon variant tattooed on your body with no other context but it was a furry party, would hardly be the craziest thing there.

Where are those nightclubs that only exist as a front for people who all have an extremely specific fetish to hook up? I’ve read so much about them.

-Wanna hit up the club?
-Okay is this club pleasant to be in or is it a loud warehouse with too many people in it?
-Hahah it’s a very good nightclub sir.
-Loud warehouse.

One of them was just a version of phi-delta that I hadn’t seen before, so they’re cool. I have been unable to determine the significance of just a lowercase delta by itself.

Seeing someone wearing a greek letter and having to google whether it’s one of the ones that’s for a cool community or one of the “I love sex crimes” ones.

I’m a little more posh and sophisticated than my dysfunctional friends. I have ✨executive ✨ dysfunction. It’s much fancier.

Me: I didn’t really do anything for Valentines Day this time.
My brain: You flew across the country with your boyfriend to visit dear friends who you love very much?
Me: 🤔🤔🤔

I was thinking maybe it could be because year of the tiger is starting soon but nope next one is horse.

Practice enough and you can make it real~

Dry~

Baby Bear from Puss n Boots The Last Wish, speaking the above line

Vyl: *is a perfect little soft bean whomstsis almost pathologically conflict averse*
Vyl's friends: OI I'HMMA BUST U AHP PLUM THUMB! N'DEN I'MMA WEAH YOUR CLOTHES!

Me: Yeah we're flying out to visit Polycule West.
Them: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
(This even being a member of that polycule whomst's familiar with The Chart.)

That isn't very rational and self-interested of you.

Vyl gets got by this every so often. Trapped in dark awful intractable thoughts from which there is no escape
*eats a potato*
Nevermind we're so back~

Yeah I get intimidated by cooking sometimes but baked potate is like, good. Slow sure, but literally you just leave it in the hot box for a long time and then put cow oil on it.

The chad discount bread soda

"Finally you've got nothing to say, Mr Wilde."

The Drake and Josh meme where Megan says "interesting"

>Constantly hearing about how the other team is completing these upgrades way faster than I am
>When am I gonna pump up these rookie numbers
>Incident report comes out that some Bad Shit happened because the other team did an upgrade real sloppy

Series of various memes about lacking a source for information to the tune of “I made it the fuck up”

Hey brain you came up with that pronoun pretty fast, is that because we've actually asked this person which one they prefer?
Brain:

Someone dumped a bunch of furry AI slop in a thread that I was reading and oh my God it's ripping off Chunie so hard that it copied his WATERMARK and put it on every image! Unhinged, you can't make this shit up.

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

We didn't even GET cheap egg! We sacrificed everything this nation used to stand for at the Altar of Egg and egg still expensive!

We can't have this app furthering the aims of a tyrannical CHINESE government to spy on its citizens and crush dissenters. We need it so Uncle Sam can do that!

I feel like there's a penetrating them with a wooden stake gag in there somewhere if you really try.

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy