The Island of Dr. Malört

I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”

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Absolutely

For sure! I would pay top dollar but if you don’t wanna go through the hassle I’d understand. Keep up the tremendous work :)

I’m trapped in Austin Texas sadly 😭but @unlikelywords.bsky.social if you ever decide to make an exception….please 🥺👉👈

My dear tweety fish. Will this flavor be shipped

I’m going to make this my entire personality

If you make me Secretary of Transportation I'll stop pooping myself

Hahahaha well maybe we can try the other ideas first 😁 shoot me a DM!

You’re gonna get me a g*n? 🥺🥹

The job search is fully breaking me

My girlfriend is so hot and correct

Not the most traditional Thanksgiving but we made do

She corn on my copia till my horn is plenty

Ray Castoldi YOU have been traded to San Jose

Oh we def are and I very much appreciate the conversation 🙌🏼 on an emotional level I would hate to see Kreider leave but it’s like you said about Perrault: I’d move him tomorrow if it gets us closer to a cup. I was -2 years old in 94 I wanna see the boys win 😭

I think it’s just a matter of playing time, he’s gonna get Fox-level minutes in Hartford and might get 10-12 a night in New York. I’m down to give him the playing time now so he’s conditioned if (hopefully when) they do something with Lindy

Sarah got added to that list too…riddimslut69420✨🧚😈 is gonna be sorely disappointed

Very much with you there 🤝

We all got added to that list 😭 if they wanna see me talk about malort and the rangers that’s their choice lol

God I would love that. Just do what you did with Goodrow and let Ruhwedl/Mancini platoon

For whatever reason (“grit” I guess) they love the dude and they prob see Mancini as a year away so I wouldn’t be surprised to keep them but I agree it’s not smart. Not a fireable offense tho

I wish we didn’t have to move Kreider either I love the dude and what he brings (especially in the playoffs). But it’s not just that he’s the easiest to move, he’s the only one you can realistically move in season (maybe lindgren but is that enough?)

He’s only had 3 years man, I know it seems like a lot but when half the cap has been tied up in 5 players with NMCs the whole time, there’s not a whole lot you can do. Flexibility is starting to come and he’s been very clear about wanting to make moves and get better. Just give it a little

This core* isn’t responding to tough love. The kids are killing it and the vets just aren’t.

The options at this point are pretty much rock the boat or resign to mediocrity and idk about you but I MUCH prefer rocking the boat.

Prospect hug*

Pittsburgh didn’t want to help the Rangers because they embarrassed the fuck out of them in the playoffs less than a year prior. And again, remember how much this fanbase likes to prospect. People would’ve gone ballistic if we traded a top-3 (at the time) prospect for a rental

Your entire argument is based on vibes and assumptions 😭 go look at the roster he inherited and tell me what could’ve *reasonably* been done that he didn’t do. None of these wishlist buyouts or trades I want actual feasible ideas