bri-ll🎃-ween

he's busy eating actual shit dressed in other actual shit

these are turds chilling in a pool of diarrhea

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

a tammy will fuck you up 16 different ways before you hit the ground

to save chicago we must first destroy chicago

GOD DAMMIT KAIN

bards do be spoony

finally, a book that makes me want to put down books and go play games

no seriously i am wishlisting this immediately

i would say it's hard to get under his skin but it tears so easily

this guy 1754% doesn't understand numbers at all

*wink*

hey everyone: it's the idea that a partisan individual purchased what is supposed to be a non-partisan system used in 27 states

cancel the bluesky circular firing squad, you doinks

and yet they sometimes have national policy implications

oh well 🤷

Scoop: Virginia AG candidate Jay Jones cancels fundraiser amid "two bullets" backlash The scrubbed fundraiser is another indication that Jones' campaign is in crisis mode.

think i found it

big "my son deserves an apology from that boy who made fun of him" energy

some really crash-dummy physics here but not everyone will see that

we cooked

next all the traffic lights will be changed to 3 shades of red

but how did it rate on the scale that really matters

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morbless somewhat morbtastic!
drivel morbed out

is it only i or have any of ye taken note that lords speaketh thusly but vassals speaketh in rather a different manner indeed

in 2025 a raging man-baby can:

- call his political rivals terrorists
- declare war on cities in his own country
- send agents to disappear noncriminals
- bomb boats overseas with no provocation
- still complain when he isn't given a PEACE PRIZE

calling the oxford word of the year now: "cooked"

for example, every day of this year and years to come

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superbowl halftime shows now have counter-counter programming and all of life is a teardrop

jim davis must be brought to justice

given what trump is foisting onto his perceived political enemies -- including AG james earlier today -- how do you plan to respond to your inevitable indictment on falsified charges?

a hand with googily eyes on it that's ready to tell all you fox news viewers how antifa is bad or trans is devaluing the stock market or some other astroturfing bullshit with zero backing or credibility but we all call it news so it counts as news for a reason i'll never understand

a.k.a. the this of credible first-person accounts

does an uncoordinated comms free-for-all count as a system?

pretty sick and tired of hearing the following phrases from politicians:

- "let me be clear"
- "i stand with"
- "thoughts and prayers"
- "i fight for / we must fight / if we fight"
- "what does it matter we'll all be worm food someday"

politics would be way better without these

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