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People who make mobile ads with fake / broken mute buttons should have their breathing privileges revoked

same with people who make pop-up ads with fake "x"s on them that actually send you to the bigger splash page

cement shoes, all of them

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

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considering how often people say nice things about the deceased at funerals and then add, "if only so-and-so were alive to hear that!" i can see the logic

but yes, that's heavy

are you in a stage production of either M*A*S*H or Empire Records? if not, huh?

whoever played that role would be a better actual president than trump

*sees it's mark cuban*

f it i said what i said

for the last time, trump didn't start a pedophile so people would stop associating him with a war

wait

we shouldn't host a coffee break

yeah, that's just called "an attack"

mel if anyone but you're right it's not even close

feels like this is increasingly the case over time, with Zuck renaming Facebook to Meta and Musk renaming Twitter to Uncle Elon's Nazi Troll Farm & Discount Child Porn Warehouse

idk, there's other jewish people that are pretty, pretty, pretty well-known

for an explanation of why i refer you to @otsumamiboy.bsky.social

Column: Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation was shockingly hypocritical. But there may be a silver lining Barrett’s confirmation should finally convince American voters that Republicans don't deserve to control the U.S. Senate.

rules only exist when they are observed

trump will not observe this just like republicans do not observe the rules they write themselves

we tell ourselves silver linings stories but that's just so we can sleep at night

or like a scottish yasuhiro mukae, drops a coupla boxboys and then peace

first he tries to "can i talk to the manager" SCOTUS

next he'll force retirements so he can pick more justices

you met me at a very molokhia time in my life

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car and saying cheeseburger first Alt: tony stark saying: "cheeseburger first"

"i just experienced trauma, i wanted this cheeseburger"

he
is
iron man

tax evasion this al capone any way you can

@timcarvell.bsky.social consider this part of my packet

saying you're the amazon of ai is like saying you're the disney of film studios, because you've used monopolistic practices to suppress competition or bought them outright, and deliver an increasingly costly yet shitty experience to consumers, but you own literally everything they enjoy so fuck them

alien vs. predator poster updated to read "openai vs. anthropic or whatever"

the AI race

i thought cat snores were the currency by which cats pay cat rent

as a non-cat-owner i am uninformed on this issue

labeling a company as a supply-chain risk is something that would ordinarily follow either a third-party risk-management assessment, a business impact analysis, or a dependency mapping exercise

this is just petty politics

@bencollins.bsky.social this is legally enforceable

are we accidentally rewriting the lyrics to "ironic" bc it feels like it

i love how the song dictates how we're supposed to feel about the character

awful song: we're supposed to think they suck

cool song: we're supposed to think they're cool

old song: we're supposed to think they're out-of-touch

world music song: they listen to npr

music supervision matters!

it also implies chicken is a viable fry shape à la curly and waffle