Mauser T. Catte

Me, to cats: "Hey kids, it's my gotcha day, what'd you get me?"
King: *uses litter box*
Me: *covering face with shirt* "Oh, God, NO! DO NOT ACCEPT, DO NOT ACCEPT!"

You gonna scream at me for attention for twenny minutes and then climb on me when I've already said 'no', you gonna git that attention, not in the way you want.

I am a bad pet parent because I delight in scooping my furry morons up and KISSYKISSYKISSU!!! them on the head until they run 'brrrrt!!'ing at me in annoyance?

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Do I actually CARE if that makes me a bad pet parent? 😼😼😼

"Smart and horny are not a good combination on you, kid."

Six new Load Bearing Bananas came in the mail today.

And there was much nip to be had through the land.

"Oh, hey, patriotic colored rope!"
"Well, we're going to need something to hang politicians with eventually."
"Mauser! You're grounded!"

Let's see.
I caaaaaan listen to a 5mo old kitten sing Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me,
I could read news articles that are going to make me hate humanity
Or I can sit with a pair of headphones on listening to my Halloween Play List on YT.

Hmmm gee what do you think?

So after spending hours swapping between art programs, and squinting angrily at the screen I think I finally have a good reference for Mauser (my fursona) using a free to edit base. Definitely going to be trying to do more.
Base provided by: www.deviantart.com/peridotbc/ar...

A pallas cat mid snarl.

So yesterday was my birthday. This grumpy puss is now 44 years old, and I'm still just as tired as ever. But yesterday was a pretty good day; Pizza Hut party for lunch, grilled sliders and corn for dinner, and in between a lot of retail therapy.

Here's to many more~

I love the Triforce emblem on the back of the paw! :3

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I don't have a reference pic, but I am quite interested in the tail! My fursona concept is basically a Manul/Pallas Cat, but their stripes are purple instead of black. (Really need to work on that reference pic thing.)

"I shouldn't challenge your butt any more than I should challenge Mother Nature."

The Bible is written like a reverse recipe blog - you get good meat of story interrupted every few pages by a step by step of 'how to' or ancestry details that take up pages.

For example: "How To Build The Ark of the Covenant" takes up at least five pages in Exodus/Numbers.

"You can't teabag him if you have no bag to tea with!"

MAGA Christians Melt Down After Cynthia Erivo Is Cast As Jesus In 'Jesus Christ Superstar' We're holding space for you, Cynthia.

As to be expected of MAGA snowflakes.

"How am I supposed to describe her? Skinny, blonde, lots of denim, looks like a crack head."
"That's basically the whole store, isn't it."
"You're not wrong. Ya ain't right! But you're not wrong."

"Fuck you, Gravity!"
- ThymeWind

Saw what was probably meant to be the license plate of my life today:

YEPIML8.

NGL, rn the best I can do is take life one day at a time.

Woke up today intending to get things done.
It's only four, surely though it's turning dark out already, I can still make good on that, right?

Completely wrecked on a 24-hour bug yesterday, had me flat out. Couldn't stay awake, couldn't stop shivering, and at first super chest congested. Seem to be better now after sleeping for yes.

J: "You have a messed up sleep cycle."
M: "I have ADHD. Some days it's a unicycle. Some days it's a bicycle. Some days it's a tricycle. And some days it's a Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gradunza."