Sk3lly

into the spiderverse on the crt

This is what some people are wasting energy on, though.

It's the consumer equivalent of a kid crying when they see an adult with facial hair in their life shave for the first time.

People shitting their pants over Cracker Barrel's logo change followed by their caving in is proof that we could hold corporations to account if more people gave a shit about things that actually mattered.

Genuinely glad you're laughing instead of trying to start a pointless conversation that it is clear no one here is interested in entertaining.

Proud of u

It's true. She's quite the experienced orator.

Gross. Love you, @edgarallanwoes.bsky.social

Can we update Peni's name to add an extra n?

The above looks way too much like genitalia for me to reliably and accurately type in game chat while managing cool downs and shit.

Mid-life crisis, here I come!

Someone's cringing is just an acknowledgement of discomfort and has no moral weight to it.

Do (harmless) cringe shit.

Not doing fun creative shit because you're afraid of being perceived as cringe is at least ten times as cringe as actually doing cringe shit.

Pick an activity - it's going to be cringe to someone. That's just how personal taste works.

This is nuuuuuuuuts.

the indomitable human spirit*

*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza

You're under arrest, actually. The lever is decorative how dare you harm someone else's property.

Be nice and brace yourself for the train, nerd.

The trolley problem but it's you on the track and the train is an oncoming economic recession and a loss of rights but if you pull the lever the train just fairly taxes the wealthy leaving them perfectly fine otherwise.

What's that? You tried to pull the lever?

This mindset is why Schumer needs to be ousted. He prioritizes the party over his constituents and their well being.

To him the simple continued existence of the Democratic party, no matter how neutered it ends up, is a success.

He doesn't care to do his job.

oh yes, the three genders:

Gaming has strayed too far from what it once was. We need to go back to our roots. Bring back big head modes and cheat codes that unlock silly costumes

The Democratic party is straight up gonna owe ME a donation if they send me a donation email before getting rid of this dude.

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE. I’d call my senator, BUT I DON’T HAVE ONE BECAUSE I LIVE IN DC.

It's clear Chuck Schumer is not cut out to lead the senate Democrats. There needs to be a vote of no confidence and he needs to be replaced with someone willing to fight. Trump and Elon are dismantling democracy while Schumer whines and capitulates.

What a fucking coward.

Way to roll over and do nothing. People like you are why people have no faith in this country's leadership.

You don't deserve the office you hold and the fact that you've ever been trusted with power is a mistake and history WILL reflect that.

Like, how depressing of a life is that?

There's food and company and music and art and peace and hobbies and education and SO MANY OTHER THINGS that one could choose to draw their joy from, but they chose wealth and power instead?

That's sad as shit. That's a person who doesn't love themselves.

I feel like if I didn't have this dopamine deficiency, I'd be a way shittier person.

I cannot imagine getting so much satisfaction from being wealthy and having power that I would actively choose to diminish the rights of others in the hopes that MY wealth and power would grow.

@captmarkkelly.bsky.social can you clear your phone inbox so i can call and tell you to vote no on the CR? not being able to even leave a voicemail for my rep at a time like this is absolutely ridiculous.

This is so cursed.

Thank you/curse you and AI art for making my nightmares into reality.

It's insane that our country is being torn apart by a dude who looks like he embodies the essence of Divorced Dad Rock.

love you bud.

He just called himself the king. Nope. Fuck this. Uh-uh. Reset, please.

Load the last checkpoint, delete this save file. Hide the disc in the attic like some cursed-ass American themed Jumanji that you hope no one ever finds and plays.

Noooope.

JD Vance looks like a Build-A-Bear that someone's conservative grandma got them.

"Look, he looks so sweet in his little suit!"

"Granny, when I squeeze him, he tells me not to commit the sin of empathy."