Space Cat

Pallet of dead plants.

I leave work for 12 hours and this is what I return to? This is why we can't have live things.

In the past 100 days, Trump hotels have experienced a sharp booking decline, down approximately 41% compared to the same period in 2024. You'd think someone would let him know, since it is the only thing he cares about.

Preparing my "terrarium tariffs" sign in preparation for the empty succulent shelves at work.

He looks like a cat that got caught in the rain.

This is a great idea and I am not joking.

Dry heat is overrated. That southern humidity is fantastic and more bugs.

One time I broke Catturd's brain by explaining misinformation is "fake news" but real.

I am actively seeking employment by these radical left Democrats. If someone could drop me the Indeed link, I'd love you forever.

I wish the Democratic party was even half as mobilized, dedicated, and funded as people claim.

References:

Hegseth, P. (2025, April 25). Signal Gate - Fox News.

You're kinda cool.

"Fine, you can come to the concert, but you need to sit 10 rows behind me, pay for a limo, triple my allowance, and know you'll never be one of us."

Penguins have never lost a trade war.

Now hand them hundreds of billions of dollars and keys to the Whitehouse

He also smells like erasers.

Hey, wanna visit the place with a lot of annoying loud people where we may get deported to a slave camp for no reason?

In a "hey you should watch it even though it's dark" way or "nah, go to bed l" way?

And tea is kind of mid.

I don't even know what jumping point his lie started from.

I would like every person that voted on and agrees with that bill to immediately provide their social security card, birth certificate, license, and passport (if they have one) on the spot.

That's so lovely.

Retailers: Ya'll lie about everything & are more corrupt than us. Let's hike up prices anyway, who knows what's going on?

Context: fight.fudgie.org/search/episo...

I guess Benny should give back all the money he was paid by Russia. It's only 1's and 0's.

Yay!

Earth will outlive us.

I live near the Space Force Base and even employees dead name it Patrick Air Force Base.

Something something blowjob joke.

I listened to a breakdown of his most recent Rogan appearance and ... oh no. Just oh no.

"He's just joking to own the libs."