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Jordan Denning

@jordanthebuff.bsky.social

American living in Düsseldorf. Bikes, sports, politics. Sko Buffs, go Padres.

92 Followers  |  105 Following  |  383 Posts  |  Joined: 26.11.2024
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Bruh this ratio is destroying and about to take your bsky life

28.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd like to go on record at this time and say that we should not being going to war with Iran at this time. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

28.02.2026 07:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a good thing states run elections and not this guy

27.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder if it's because the bike lane is on the left? Google's tech probably sees that and assumes that it goes the opposite direction of traffic.

24.02.2026 08:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The real story here is how bad drivers are at reading street signs and road markings 🤦🏼‍♂️

24.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mauve, perhaps?

23.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"bleh"

18.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I once saw an Andean Condor in the wild in Ecuador and it is one of my top nature moments ever.

16.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Burying the lede, Aaron. That mic drop line at the end calling her a secretary was elite

11.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Soooooooo are we invading Mexico?

11.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd never heard the song "teenage dirtbag" sung so loudly and so often until I moved to Germany.

10.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would appear that chat gpt is running the country right now

10.02.2026 06:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💯👇

09.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 4976    🔁 1669    💬 22    📌 21

My biggest problem with speed controllers is that the technology just isn't as smart as it thinks it is, yet. Every rental I've driven over the last few years has this tech

Sometimes it works well and I really like having it! Sometimes, it misreads the speed limit. Going 70kph in a 120 is a problem

09.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's ok, we can call them concentration camps.

09.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Climate change or weather anomaly? Probably a mix of both?

07.02.2026 07:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Disappointed not to see an upside down flag during the parade of athletes

06.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He sounds like that uninformed maga uncle on Thanksgiving

06.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two German neighbors constantly at each other's throats secretly pine for each other.

Gemietet Rivalry

05.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what we used to criticize China for doing

05.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello, hi it's me, an anti fascist aka antifa

03.02.2026 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, I don't think they're satanic either

02.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And made a statement! Looks like Tad's lineup changes worked. Coach still has it.

01.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Update?

01.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Camera man backpedaling?

01.02.2026 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paraphrase: People who rent don't work very hard and don't deserve to build equity.

29.01.2026 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah that'll help me know which Go Fund Mes to support

27.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. I love tad, but unless he can magically keep a team together across multiple seasons, I don't see him sticking around much longer. Would love to see the current core grow together over the next 2-3 years.

25.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As always, thank you for being a voice of reason in journalism.

25.01.2026 09:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The killings will continue until morale improves

24.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0