Joelma Calypso

Orgulho de Ser Fã ❤️

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O mundo tem o que te oferecer!

O mundo:

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A vida de quem não tem ar-condicionado:

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"nem sou fraco pra bebida"

eu depois de duas ices:

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to precisando de vitamina P

pix, praia e paz

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Um mico: trocar amizade de anos por um macho podre

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“Flopada no Twitter✅
Flopada no Bluesky✅”

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Pode me prender 👀❤️😐

Todos os brasileiros agora:

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Minha vida se eu não existisse:

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Hoje é sexta mas sem sextar!

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Eu quando recebo meu salário:

URGENTE: Hoje é a missa de 7° dia do falecido TWITTER/X 🥺

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Eu quando mexem no meu celular sem minha permissão! 😒😡

Quem mais fica assim? 👀🤷

O PÚBLICO DO INSTAGRAM CHEGANDO NO BLUESKY PRA SABER AS FOFOCAS EM PRIMEIRA MÃO! 👀

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Quando fumam perto de mim...

Segui de volta

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Quem aqui já comeu no café da manhã? 👀👀

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Gostei desse aplicativo! ❤️😌