Ashleigh B

why are these guys sending so many fucking emails

a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling

They should be required legally to walk back

It was so longgggggggggg

Chris Cuomo with a disgusting pervert mustache

Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen

Just told my 10yo daughter about #ChuckSchumer. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Chuckanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.

this is literally never not accurate

How do I primary Chuck Schumer

who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires

byrne as a towering spaceman wearing a business suit under bubble belmet juxtaposed over a street of tiny cars and enormous off kilter glowing skyscrapers

david byrne foregrounded in a telephone booth wearing a tie with hair flipped to the side. background a seedy moonlit building with a shadowy female figure posed through a window

david byrne descending green and white striped stairs, he's in a marching band costume and bass drum

byrne in a snake riddled cowboy suit on a lawn chair. background is a yellow taxi with smoke pouring out from under the hood

David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

Her jersey will be hung from the NYSE rafters

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

If you work in healthcare and aren’t constantly appalled by the suffering people endure over something as stupid and unnecessary as people going without food or proper nutrition (or housing or medicine etc) in the wealthiest country in the history of the world then why are you working in healthcare?

i’m libbing out

cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs

I can’t sleep so I took a melatonin. I’d rather sleep and have nightmares then be a complete zombie.

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC Without the night shift, there is no morning.

Without the night shift, there is no morning.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

As SNAP benefits run dry, 'grocery buddies' are footing their neighbors' food bills With federal food aid frozen during the government shutdown, there has been a wave of people rushing to help — sending gift cards or buying groceries for SNAP recipients in their community.

Stories like this around people rising to meet the SNAP crisis are easy to frame as inspirational and I appreciate the reporting here that stresses that this is a crisis of the government's making with long-term consequences that individuals alone cannot fix.

A tribute to Hollywood's favorite ghouls 🍿🎃

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

I went to sleep at 8pm

Kinda crazy how much the United States was actually totally dependent on woke after all

I don’t feel good so I’m just scrolling on my phone and it’s just making me feel worse. I have scroll disease