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At D&D tonight, our cleric starts to opine to an NPC about his religion. Again.
The rogue: β€œJesus Christ!”
Me: β€œWrong god”

01.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It dawned on us why we watched so much Olympic coverage. It's not just that Peacock lets you go full pervert mode now. It was two weeks of sports... without gambling ads. It was glorious. -OS

26.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The question we should all be asking

28.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making this into a magic item for my D&D campaign

27.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dad keeps getting drunk and setting fire to your bedroom but you don't care for some reason

27.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been mildly depressed about college basketball this year and have been trying to pretend it's not happening, so you could have told me anything and I'd have believed you, πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dayum

26.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

24.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8109    πŸ” 2118    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 264

Imagine being a blue whale swimming around and just ... everything is food, you're swimming through food, all the time

Like living in a big bowl of soup

23.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

22.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BISD must have mostly stopped that by the 80s. I remember posters in my elementary classrooms with the various bell patterns on them for different types of emergencies but I don't remember actually doing any drills other than fire drills

22.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get unreasonably excited when I find out someone besides me watched this

22.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully, fuck that guy

22.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find adding something (increased prayer, reading the Bible, volunteering, whatever works for you) necessarily decreases time for screens and makes the time a little more manageable and meaningful. Make Lent a positive practice!

22.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps the most polite and restrained thing possible to say about it

21.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
YouTube video by Olympics Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

20.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5443    πŸ” 1380    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 324
A red and white Australian shepherd dog with a vest on sitting in a car

A red and white Australian shepherd dog with a vest on sitting in a car

I just have like a million pictures of my dog. She is a good listener though

20.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Covfefe

20.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It just looks so easy. It's so cool to watch a high-level athlete at the absolute peak of their game, especially when you see how hard it looks for everyone else.

20.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the way

20.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She might keep Fry locked away when not in use, but she’s much too self possessed to bother keeping it a secret

20.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Real β€œUniversity of the first class” shit

20.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or not horse? @histphilosophy.bsky.social

19.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me watching them nibble around the edges while the Brits are just whipping their asses

18.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still is. Most healthcare workers have to get tested for it annually

18.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I started one a few years ago because I wasn't responding to other diabetes meds the way my doctor and I wanted and it was about as close to miraculous as can be for that. I also lost a bunch of weight very quickly but after the first 6-9 months or so my weight has been pretty stable since

18.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is technically possible that he scheduled that post and has already signed his fortune over to the poor and moved into a cliffside cave on Mount Athos never to return

18.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Utena

17.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@cebullion.bsky.social This is information that I think we both needed to know

17.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0