Chris thinks war is bad

It might not help you read Lucretius, but you will know how to say the parrot is angry and/or drunk

A church sign that says: Marines, ICE agents, Nat'l Guard, Riot Police My brothers & sisters in Christ or in conscience- Their orders are immoral. It is not too late to save your souls. - Take off your masks - Lay down your weapons - Remove your armor - Repent & return home

From All Saints Episcopal Church in San Francisco 🕯

And in extremely North Texas fashion, the team completely crapped the bed in a game that matters

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE MEAN GREEN

Sides would have been 100% justified in just punching him

I will hate South Florida forever for that one

a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon . Alt: a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon .

There’s lots of time, etc

Am ded

And another apparently

Just wanted to give the defense an extra solo before the half

I don’t think Drew Mestemaker actually knows how to slide #GMG

The weirder the better

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Sure

It might be the death of me 🦅

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH!!!!!!
🦅 #GMG

Tell that to my stomach acid 🦅 #GMG

That's a second USF turnover recovered by the Mean Green.

I would like to start the drumbeat for promoting Skyler Cassity from DC to head coach at North Texas after Morris gets poached by a power conference school 🦅
#GMG

Dammit, I want an old south fudge milkshake right now

It’s beautiful 🦅

I am so sad I couldn’t make it work to get to Denton tonight but those shoes are awesome 🦅

#GMG

If it makes you feel any better, I had a skin tag on my hip removed a few months ago and I did not notice it wouldn't stop bleeding until it had bled through not just the dressing but also my pants

I am truly sorry

1 and/or -15

I don't have any good academic shenanigans from college, but on the day of the writing portion of the state exit exam in high school I was so sick I was hallucinating. My essay got a perfect score and was used as one of the model essays the next year

The Dodgers are evil. The Phillies are just dumb

YAY! MUTS SUCK!