Chris thinks war is bad

I don't like being the "oh you think you've got it bad" guy, but that's been like four to six months of the year every time I step outside since I got my first pair of glasses at 3 years old
#GulfCoastLife

Crime rates are falling. "Post-birth abortions" and gender affirmation surgery for minors are virtually nonexistent. Most child sex abuse is committed by pastors. No, they do not have "legitimate concerns," they are ignorant. And their ignorance should not be humored.

My photo shows detail from a large Pompeian wall fresco of a lush flower garden from a room in the House of the Golden Bracelet in Pompeii. The scene includes realistic depictions of trees, shrubs, flowering plants, and birds beneath a blue sky. In the foreground is a water fountain; an off-white hemispherical shell-shaped basin on a pedestal stand. There is a sycamore tree behind the water basin with various birds perched on its branches. Perched at top left is a black and white magpie, top right a sparrow, bottom left a white turtledove, bottom right a grey wood pigeon. On the right of the scene, a golden oriole bird with yellow, white, and brown plummage looks out from viburnam bush with white flowers. Some other identifiable plants depicted in the lush garden include oleander, strawberry tree, ivy, and a date palm.

Happy Saturday!

Here’s a gorgeous Pompeian wall fresco of a lush garden filled with birds, trees, shrubs, and flowering plants 🌿🌱 🌳 💚

Roman artists bringing the beauty of nature into the home 2,000 years ago!

House of the Golden Bracelet, Pompeii.

#RomanSiteSaturday
#Archaeology

“I asked ChatGPT” is my least favorite sentence starter of the millennium and it’s not even close.

This sounds like the best possible fusion cuisine I can imagine. I covet it

I'm not sure what you mean and am curious to know. Would you care to expand on that?

Λειτουργία της εξόδου κινδύνου

Normal Greeks: “emergency exit procedure.”

Me, a late antique Hellenist: “liturgy of the exodus of danger.”

It's Dow, not Chevron.
I know you're being a bit facetious, but my out of town relatives who came to my southern Brazoria County high school graduation were shocked by how many sets of twins were in my graduating class. The benzine in the water is doing something

“If you live in Texas, you probably have a complicated relationship with the state. As in: You love Willie Nelson, but you hate Ted Cruz…We gave the world Beyoncé, Selena, and Wes Anderson — but we also gave the world Alex Jones, Ken Paxton, and Joel Osteen.”

I don't think I did anything bad per se, but 17 year old Chris was a real piece of shit

If, and that's still a BIG if, they win anything this year it will not be because of anything they did. It will be because the Astros keep getting hurt at an absurd rate and couldn't quite hold it together anymore and nobody else in the AL West can be bothered to field a team

🦎 ⚾️ 🦎 ⚾️🦎 ⚾️🦎 ⚾️ 🦎 #Astros

I Chaz Chomped and scared the cat #Astros

Well known cheater

Everything about this is beautiful

There's a small group of retired men at my church who are all bachelors or widowers that all sit in the same pew. I usually join them when I'm not serving. They're great dudes

The Seinfeld jokes gotta stop #Astros

This guy gave one of the most sensitive, refusing to fall into right wing rhetorical trap, pro-choice Christian answers I’ve ever heard to a question about late term abortion. So he knows how to answer questions on highly propagandized topics and he gives us this shit?

This new third baseman for the Astros is pretty good.

I'm so sorry

Heresy

The treatment for measles is prevention BY GETTING THE DAMN MMR VACCINE!!! WE FUCKING CURED IT ALREADY!

and it tells on how they think poor kids should just die

Very much

Dammit, I forgot about how mildly irritated I was that the nearest location to me was about 100 miles away in Austin and that's too damn far to drive for a donut

Saturday vibes in the studio

Yeah, no

The capitalization rules in pharmacy notation make zero sense to me