Chris thinks imperialism is bad

At D&D tonight, our cleric starts to opine to an NPC about his religion. Again.
The rogue: “Jesus Christ!”
Me: “Wrong god”

It dawned on us why we watched so much Olympic coverage. It's not just that Peacock lets you go full pervert mode now. It was two weeks of sports... without gambling ads. It was glorious. -OS

The question we should all be asking

Making this into a magic item for my D&D campaign

Dad keeps getting drunk and setting fire to your bedroom but you don't care for some reason

I've been mildly depressed about college basketball this year and have been trying to pretend it's not happening, so you could have told me anything and I'd have believed you, 😂

Dayum

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Imagine being a blue whale swimming around and just ... everything is food, you're swimming through food, all the time

Like living in a big bowl of soup

Dudes rock

BISD must have mostly stopped that by the 80s. I remember posters in my elementary classrooms with the various bell patterns on them for different types of emergencies but I don't remember actually doing any drills other than fire drills

I get unreasonably excited when I find out someone besides me watched this

Respectfully, fuck that guy

I find adding something (increased prayer, reading the Bible, volunteering, whatever works for you) necessarily decreases time for screens and makes the time a little more manageable and meaningful. Make Lent a positive practice!

Perhaps the most polite and restrained thing possible to say about it

YouTube video by Olympics Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

A red and white Australian shepherd dog with a vest on sitting in a car

I just have like a million pictures of my dog. She is a good listener though

Covfefe

It just looks so easy. It's so cool to watch a high-level athlete at the absolute peak of their game, especially when you see how hard it looks for everyone else.

This is the way

She might keep Fry locked away when not in use, but she’s much too self possessed to bother keeping it a secret

Real “University of the first class” shit

Or not horse? @histphilosophy.bsky.social

Me watching them nibble around the edges while the Brits are just whipping their asses

Still is. Most healthcare workers have to get tested for it annually

I started one a few years ago because I wasn't responding to other diabetes meds the way my doctor and I wanted and it was about as close to miraculous as can be for that. I also lost a bunch of weight very quickly but after the first 6-9 months or so my weight has been pretty stable since

It is technically possible that he scheduled that post and has already signed his fortune over to the poor and moved into a cliffside cave on Mount Athos never to return

Utena

@cebullion.bsky.social This is information that I think we both needed to know