The Notorious Ahsley

Minuting a meeting where one attendee has your dead name and another has your actual name is extremely confusing 😭🥲

🗣️🔥BOOBERS🗣️🔥

*sniff sniff* please don't :( *sniff*

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Artist: steemyart
Media: adventure time
Source: https://twitter.com/steamylite/status/1741514029749748185

Kinda feel bad for bloodhounds. Like, they're whole thing is to sniff out people and blood, but several other breeds are better at that while also being stronger on average. They have the bronze medal in their ancestral job and it isn't fair 🥺

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Artist: meijio3
Media: bocchi the rock!
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106906153

Phrases like "I'm from the city", referring to government officials, is kind of funny. Like, fuck man, I'm from the city too. You gonna be more descriptive or??

Felt bud, might weiser later :P

i dont trade stocks but i do Aid Gocks

Sometimes I wish there was an ad campaign for a film where the marketing was just like "sooory we didn't do a very good job, but we kinda need to recoup some of our money so... 👉👈 go see it?". It's explicitly not the event of the summer, the most tepid marketing imaginable.

Do. Do horse jockeys go inside the horse? Is it a Jake Suit situation?

Somebody eated the traffic cone 😭😭 can't have shit in england

The use of "modern" implies (at least to me) that we did, at one point, have actual mecha pilots and we've regressed to no longer have them.

Rolled my ankle while walking my dog, and I immediately remembered all the horror stories I've heard about broken or sprained ankles. Took 2 steps and I was fine; horribly underwhelming.

If there isn't a Surgeon Simulator porn called Surgeon Stimulator I'm gonna flip my shit

If an EMP suddenly took out all the electricity in my area, my only request is that this would be the last image I saw before it went off.

I liked this one guys cmon give it some interactions :(

depends on the context and how paranoid I am

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually trans or just faking it, and then I remember that when I get out of the shower and put a towel on, I unconsciously leave room for the boobs I don't have yet 👍

If you vored an experienced caver, do you think he could just make his way back up?

Recently had my application to a freelance weathervane company rejected. I didn't get the gigging whirligig gig.

GHOST

Incest aside, I know where his mouth's been and I do not want to imagine the taste. Somewhere between rotted tooth and Nik Naks is not my jam 🤢

Just had to put a fresh set of batteries into my alarm clock, which I haven't had to do in years. Looked at where my alarm lives to see what time it was while setting the time on my alarm (whose time had reset, and which was in my hand). FFS.

Always floored when I respond to my dad's 1200th rant about migrants with "I don't know how you want me to react to this" and he responds "what if I'm just making conversation". No, you were advocating for genocide, a dialogue does not consist of one man talking about how much he wants to shoot ppl.

They say history doesn't repeat itself, and yet every 10 years there's another film about Beowulf and it always performs mediocre. I call bullshit.

boobies would fix me

Would it make you feel better if I said that you're one of the most important people in my life (even if I'm not great at expressing that) and that I care about you very deeply? Because that's the case :)

Wild to think boobs are the main reason it's impractical for me to do HRT at the minute...

If you made a man out of fruits and vegetables, and he got depression, would you call that lentil illness or...?