The Notorious Ahsley ^w^

Need me a character who looks and sounds like a typical himbo, but is highly intelligent with a large vocabulary.

"I've stared at the face of God, and it was laced with a rage so potent it is beyond expression, bro. It begarr's belief dude. It was so not rad"

I JUST COUGHED AT MY PC AND DISCORD DETECTED A NEW AUDIO DEVICE??

the fact this image is entirely unedited astounds me

some of yall out there aint ready for a fat transgender butch. and thats okay, cause sometimes my eyes hurt stepping out into the sunlight too

I made tem claws once

> "unmask your autistic traits!"
> looks inside
> making animal noises at pretty trans people

why do they call it budweiser when it makes you budfoolish

Danbooru tags: 2girls absurdres blush bocchi_the_rock! carrying carrying_person choker closed_eyes commentary_request gotoh_hitori highres jacket kita_ikuyo korean_commentary long_hair looking_at_viewer multiple_girls nangnangnang pink_hair pink_jacket princess_carry red_hair shirt simple_background smile sweatdrop t-shirt track_jacket white_background white_shirt yuri

Artist: nangnangnang
Media: bocchi the rock!
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107710743

it's a crime that i'm expected to use my words

It disappoints me that we never got an official version of Minecraft on the Wii, because they would have made looking a motion control thing and it would've either been the best feature or made it absolutely unplayable

I would marry honey roasted peanuts if I could

I feel like trans women who make scary but great music is the 2020s equivalent of white guys with no fashion sense giving their opinions on Nintendo games. Sign of the times, I suppose, no room for nerd discourse when you can have mental illness and estrogen.

I don't talk to myself, I'm not that far gone

People often think the KFC logo looks like a stickman with a comically large head, but who's to say it isn't some poor defenceless spider that caught a rare version of chordysepts that makes Colonel Sanders' head control you. We don't know what's in those spices, it could be zombie fungus.

So that's where Grimace went...

THE EXPRESSSIONSS 🥺🥺🥺

I forgot about birds for a brief moment and thought this person was getting mobbed by the highest ranks of the church.

I can't believe I can't download the Dominoes app for the Nintendo Wii anymore... whats even the point??

You can just use your butt as a fidget toy. Life isn't all doom and gloom.

BUMP‼️‼️
Plz read 🙏

I sometimes think about how I had little to no issue speaking until I watched Unus Annus and thought Ethan's stuttering was funny so I copied it, leading to me getting an actual stutter. Makes me think I should probably make fewer jokes about not getting obvious thing just in case lol.

I didn't know Diddy was christian...

He is full of Junk and Slop. His greed sickens me.

You gotta wonder what wild shit a 16th century man did to create a vast lineage with the surname "Cornhill". Literally what is that.

Sometimes I think I should put a sign on my Discord account that says "sore loser at Jackbox". The jealousy takes over like venom and it's like the only context where it happens for me, idk why.

Physical media is important. At least in my opinion. Physical copies of games, books etc is better.

Jellyfish really did say "how little organ can we have while still being a Guy" and commited to it. Truly aspirational.

dumb joke that's been made before