I'm 12 lbs from my first major goal weight. The shock and awe!

Tracking calories is... working. But I kinda hate it? Mostly just because it's inconvenient.

I promise yall it’s ok to take some secrets to the grave

Thankful for immediate care centers, Prednisone, Tylenol, Benadryl, PTO, fiber internet, YouTube, my mattress, and my iPhone. I was definitely born at the right time.
Y'all saying you were born in the wrong generation? Can't relate.
Now, if only my tonsils would shrink faster..

I think I have the flu. See, this is why I don't go anywhere.

Tracking calories will turn me into a monster. But I need to lose weight really badly.

So mad that I didn't make myself go to the gym earlier/at my lunch time. We might have a damn tornado wtf.

Too many straight men don't like women.. they like what women can do for them.

There’s no such thing as A.I “art.” It’s a soulless amalgamation of plagiarised data. That is the antithesis of art.

They did brain surgery on a bear!

People still doing lavender marriages? Bcuz...

If I go in there and they say I'm fine, I might show up on a list. I'm not fineeeee.

Being an otherwise healthy(?) adult who has never had to navigate this is so frustrating. When I get blood work done, it's mostly normal with one or two outliers. Like, my ESR is high? But not extremely high. Not concerningly high. So I'm considered fine. But alas, I'm not fine.

I've been having autoimmune inflammatory flare ups that make me lethargic, sore, swollen, and nauseous (a new one) to a point that I can't even keep my eyes open or move from my bed. But I can't apply for FMLA without an official diagnosis/note. But I can't get into the specialist until the 31st. 🫠

The ability at which I'm able to detach should be studied.

I say I'm okay, but deep down I feel empty because we still don't have the full version of the song from the GNX trailer.

Me: I'm getting really into yoga
The yoga: *mountain pose, child's pose, savasana*

We're fucking doomed.

Calories in.. calories... in? Whoops!

Men have just been pissing me off lately and I don't date women much because it's just.. harder? Being with men is *easier* but less satisfying. Overall, I feel like I vibe with absolutely no one. Romance feels overwhelming AND underwhelming.

I'm bi. For certain. Not by choice.
I'm attracted to men visually and I enjoy sex with men (sometimes). I'm attracted to women visually and enjoy sex with women (sometimes).
Romantically, I don't know that I have strong interests, but I don't feel aromantic. I like romance! But it's just whatever.

I know I'm not a lesbian but the thought of a man touching me is kinda off-putting and has been for the past year or so. 🫠

I'm on day 7 of creatine and it's "unflavored" but that shit is... 😵‍💫 And chalky. I tried mixing with my smoothie too. Why could I still taste it!?

Severance's cinematography scratches a part of my brain that has had an itch for years.

Whoever gets this fucking knot out of my back will have my heart forever.

Realizing I have a short butt crack in my 30s. Insane actually.

Just started watching Severance. I think I need to quit my job and move to the wilderness!

I hate to say it but caffeine is good. 🙁
I still can't get behind coffee but I think I'm a no-sugar energy drink lady now.
And... I also took pre-workout which was another 200mg of caffeine and hit several PRs at the gym earlier. I'm back!

I think life would be better if Lil Peep were alive still.

I essentially get punished for having an HSA during tax filing. 😭