Magic Bullitt 🚗💨✨

I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

HBD!

The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.

if the president does something so awful it would be indecent to describe and ask about then you very obviously need to describe and ask about it, thats the entire job

And he released not one, but TWO heavy metal albums in his 80’s.

Accurate. Nothing stresses me out like Tigers playoff games.

"I believe that our greatest strength lies always in the protection of our smallest minorities." -- Charles Schulz

I have no idea who shot at the ICE facility or why, & hard to trust this FBI director. Murder is always inexcusable.

Now, the idea that people are mad at ICE because of ‘Democrats’ rhetoric’ & not because of daily videos of masked ICE agents assaulting people, including citizens, is for the birds.

even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1) Tamales from the tamale lady
2) a cold beer while watching the game
3) a shirt that fits you just right
4) making a baby laugh
5) turning your phone off to watch a movie uninterrupted

It’s incredible. Not what I was expecting after the first single —which is also very good, but kind of an outlier on the record.

He’s my favorite Beach Boy after Brian Wilson.

Another government shut down is looming. Oh no! Not that! If they shut down the govnmnt, who will offer insane health care advice and get rid of those pesky environmental protections? Who will remind us that empathy is evil and threaten comedians and the first amendment? Dont shut down the govnmnt!

Fifty-five years old today apparently and as far as I’m concerned it’s very much in ‘things you’d save if your house was burning down’ territory.

*history apps

I so wish that after he said that, Kash Patel spray painted his mouth and screamed “SHINY AND CHROME.”

Happy Friday, comrade.

2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”

Fully support this. Godspeed 🫡

Congressional Dem leadership: uhhh bipartisanship is still good

Former guys who used to work for the Bush admin: comrades, counterrevolutionary and fascistic forces surround us. We must use worker power to SMASH this reactionary state into smithereens!

Know what really sucks?

Trying to pay down your student loans while also trying to save for a down payment on a house.

And not getting paid enough to do either.

Catching up on the new season of King of The Hill. What an absolute delight!

Last four Friday 🎥 #letterboxd

So this exact thing happened to me today. I was SO tempted to just go to the Best Buy across the street and buy new ear buds. But I drove my ass home, grabbed my buds, AND drove back to the gym. I deserve a reward.

I listened to his Monsanto album the other day. Nobody can accuse that guy of not being real. He’s gonna let you know how he feels about the state of the world.

It was a pretty fun movie week.

I usually just turn around and go home once I realize I don’t have my headphones.

The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades

Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated

Sure but it made auto and oil companies lots of money.