Really, every movie since 2020 would be interesting to see their box office numbers without covid.

Nor are they discussing his replacement could be worse.

Oh this is a fucking good one!

Next war they start they are going to sell ads to print on the drapes like a step and repeat.

Fortunately this is not a scif!

Oh wait.

Yikes.

The only difference is the lies he tells. And only a few of them because most of them are still the same lies.

So which younger, healthier, more violent, and less careful tyrant is going to take his place?

A work-based sitcom following all the lowly employees - busboys, pool guy, cleaning ladies, chefs & cooks, waiters & cocktail waitresses, janitors, and whoever else - and they are ALL spies from different countries, except the main protagonist who is just a normal person trying to earn a living.

The media is really avoiding discussion of the obvious possibility that someone worse is more likely to take over than anyone reasonable.

This. trump probably did not think about that and putin is probably a bit peeved.

Quit both.

I am going to assume Jennings just made it up and the administration decided to go with it.

He also attacked and still has troops on the ground in Minnesota.

trump knows repeating stupid lies is the key element in programming his cult to follow him but the dumbfuck decided not to do it this time.

donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle ALT: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle

Counterpoint: The bald eagle will always represent our nation.

Well, Putin too.

Opening a second front usually does not go well for leaders at war.

Another major fucked up thing about this is that trump was basically pretending to negotiate to avoid a war and has clearly shown it was all full of shit.
This is VERY harmful to the future of US diplomacy. Why should they trust us and/or work with us?

They are definitely gonna lose a star or two for this.

“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”

Epstein Class Declares War On Iran

He is using his brain. That is just how it works.

Regime Change!

Is this the bar?

Epstein Class Declares War On Iran

This should really be an evergreen tweet.

One disgusting aspect of all this is Trump fundamentally doesn’t care about it at all. He barely knows where any of these places are. He likes cash in brown envelopes and being on TV as Mr Big Important Guy. He’s just willing to pull any lever he thinks might keep that stuff flowing indefinitely.

“The stupid and corrupt guys did it wrong and so it failed.
But the stupider and more corrupt guys will do it right!”

- the stupidest guy

Can I suggest an Onion headline:

Epstein Class Declares War On Iran