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T. O. Burnett

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Sci-fi Novelist. Author of A Mezzo-lord’s Armor, the Sapien trilogy, and Circa 1740.

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a man in a suit and tie is making a face ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face

😬

08.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

07.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

So much winning. 😒

06.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Looks delicious.

04.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Probably the first dude to get socked in the eye by one.

02.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Consequences.

28.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I feel attacked. 🥴

28.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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26.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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As the saying goes, “Necessity is the mother of invention.” Having barely escaped with his life, John went home and invented the electric key fob and the remote start. His colleagues are still amazed he was able to do it with one arm.

26.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😒

26.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tracks indeed.

24.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m with you there. Disgusting display by all involved. SMH.

24.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s a special place in hell for the person who thought of adding breakout rooms to Zoom meetings.

20.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

I shouldn’t be wide awake at 3 am. 😒

04.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂

30.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sure would’ve been nice if some of those, “Sir, would you like us to shovel your sidewalk?” kids would have shown up today. I got it done, but I understand why they call it the widow maker. 🥴

26.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Totally agree.

20.01.2026 17:47 — 👍 2    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

100%!

18.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thanks.

17.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep.

16.01.2026 22:08 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂😂

10.01.2026 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you 🙏🏾

09.01.2026 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How to Plot Your Story: Quick, Easy to Understand, Practical Tips #writingtip #writingtips #writingguide #amwriting #writingcommunity www.amazon.com/dp/194887220X

08.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry to hear that.

08.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, of course 😊

08.01.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Straightened this up tonight. I wish I had taken before pictures. It was a mess!

08.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Gamut/gamete. Meant the former, typed the latter. 😒 Thankfully I caught it.

02.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂😂

28.12.2025 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a hat and a t-shirt is making a funny face and says `` oh ? '' ALT: a man wearing a hat and a t-shirt is making a funny face and says `` oh ? ''

The power company:

28.12.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LMMFAO bruh, you bout to burn the house down.

23.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0