Fio Fiorello

i try to not post too much about The Shit but jesus christ

Canada: Prime Minister Mark Carney accused Iran of being the "principal source of instability and terror throughout the Middle East", and expressed support for the operations, stressing that Iran cannot obtain nuclear weapons.

dawg

do you want more control over your dick? is understanding your dick a full time job? have you ever wanted to just ask your dick "what's up?"

instrobducing DickAI

thinking about getting into the news. should i just jump into the latest season or start from the beginning?

just imagined a sad frankenstein and a sad dracula. maybe they are crying over the wolfman's grave. i didn't imagine that far yet

holy shit what

another day at the Bullshit Dick Kicking Factory with no pants and a little target painted on my penis

GUNMAN: that millennial over there, when I text them, what will the text tone be?

ME (gun to head): vibrate

GM: no. you have to actually guess

ME: fine. Metal Gear Solid codec sound

[A tense pause. The Kim Possible beeper sound plays in the distance. Hard cut to black. Directed by David Chase]

Amazon screenshot displaying the same man wearing the same tank top in various colors

Found the lamest Animorphs cover last night

trying to explain to the guy mugging me that he can take all my money and consumables but i couldn't give him my key items even if i wanted to

The snack that smiles back? No thanks. I prefer that my snacks remain stoic for the duration

every day my friend calls me saying shit like "bigfoot fucked my wife" "the loch ness monster is fucking my wife" "i saw the tsuchinoko, a mythical fat snake from japan, fuck my wife"
i dont believe in these creatures but he has sent me a lot of videos that i just cannot explain

Grass Ultra Beasts deck with one copy each of Buzzwole, Buzzwole EX, Kartana, and Pheromosa. Two Celesteela obviously

Hydreigon with two copies of lucky fucking ice pop and the poison barb bullshit. YOU WILL ALWAYS GO FIRST AND YOU WILL ALWAYS START FUCKING ABSOL IF YOU PLAY THIS DECK

Very badass Mimikyu EX/Greninja deck with one copy of Giratina EX.

These are the decks I played. Hydreigon is stupid as hell but nearly every deck in Ultra 4 is countering it very very hard

Genius gamer Fio Fiorello has unsurprisingly reached the Master Ball Rank in Pokemon TCG Pocket

Im da King of Games

Normal Warm Medina

this country needs Jeff the Uniter

it's Sooki 1000%

compelling argument, unfortunately I've already drawn you as the flustered and uncomfortable Hank Hill and myself as the unflappable Hank's Mom

I had to do this with Parasite Eve after I realized I had never increased my stats a single time for almost half of the game

i used to drink coffee on the toilet but then an online personality who did the same thing got sepsis and i don't know if he got it from toilet coffee but I hung it up just to be safe

i think this is kinda true and also exacerbated by the ability to post directly or indirectly at the developer of a game immediately when their game hurts your feelings in some way.

basically you put a ton of grease in the game in the hopes the squeaky wheels leave you alone

also the game in the thumbnail has what I would consider to be a very long tutorial

I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home

singers love to sing shit like "when it rains, the rain falls down,"

yup ok man

clams to the slaughter

the hardest part of this trick is spitting all the little fish bones into their penis. it's like trying to build a ship in a bottle without waking up the bottle

it was all a dream
I used to read Third Strike magazine
Oro, Q and Dudley up in the limousine

tonight i will drink 1.6x10⁶⁰ beers

bedroom eyes