Fio Fiorello

It's true that it's insane to rerelease this game but imo the game's actually pretty good

It's not fair at all but when a grown man thinks that Rock type Pokemon resist Bug type attacks I basically treat him like he's illiterate

it's called a Checking Account because you're always checking it for money

it makes the Roud Folk Song Index look like a joke

every song intro should tell you which number Mambo you're about to listen to

a good huff of that hot laptop air got me talking in fluent Calibri

The hulk hulk go away poem

it's called the stroke of midnight because it's the best time to jack off

pulled my dick out and rested it on the side of the urinal just to cool the bastard off a little bit. left grill marks on the porcelain

60 pairs of regular underwear costs about a buck fifty but a single pair of long underwear costs about two grand

Legal tip: this always works

back in the day there was this weird game/software that would connect to the internet, check if anyone else had opened the game in the last minute or so, and if you were the only person playing for a minute, you won.

Does anyone remember this/what it was called? It just ran in a command prompt

it's just raw exp so like cutting wood, eating vegetables, killing bugs basically anything works

this happens once a day to one person on earth and collectively they will live her entire life

[BALD TECHNIQUE] (lvl 25)
~ harnessing the pure light of the sun with a precise tilt of the head ~

+++ Reflective Laser Technique +++

--BALD BEAM--

(All bald people can do this.)

inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor

A crossword puzzle with 2 words. (4 letters) 2-ACROSS: with 1-DOWN, a receptacle for testicles (4 letters) 1-DOWN: see 2-ACROSS

just made my first crossword

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

They should make the glory hole itself feel good to stick your dick in. That way if there's no one in the other booth it's not a total loss

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you expect a little nuttiness with a name like that but there has to be a limit

He-Man from that video where He-Man characters sing that Four Non Blondes song

this shits gonna go so hard in the millennial retirement home

what about the chinese bacteria noodle that looks like wet hair and gives you dementia

Corner Gas is alright but I prefer the original manga, Canadian Gasoline Chronicle

Gooshing Granny

Renamon would go nuts in the WNBA

my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei

I can only think of him falling victim to that spider contraption

received a cease and desist from a famous rapper (who i respectfully keep anonymous) and unfortunately i am no longer allowed to bill myself as White Ludacris

best city in da world