Fio Fiorello

If you lit a candle only to realize too late that it was in fact a stick of dynamite, well I think you'd just have to see the humor in it

10 Pokemon You Didn't Know Were Canadian

Drinking the new Diet Dr. Sex erectional function soda from the makers of Cialis and I'm burping up a crazy mess of boners

I honestly really love and hate the feeling you get in the middle of the opponent's combo when they do something you didn't expect and you realize they know some Crazy Shit ™️

every TV show has to be your mom and dad. a show should never make you think about how regular people with mundane character flaws can become evil. If you are a bad guy you must become friends with Goku or die

forcefeeding Claude a Zip Bomb and dropping an electromagnet on the machine

I hope AI does become sentient so I can torture and kill them in a meaningful way

me when I convince someone to take it easy

It reminds me a lot of an obscure indie game from back in the day called Slay the Spire. It's a lot like that one, if you remember it, except a bit more 2

So here's the thing about Slay the Spire 2. It bangs

all i want to do is drink two bottles of robitussin and crack my skull on these stairs

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I loved Uncle Alan and I'll see you guys, in the next one

so is bigfoot

dude stop spending HP to cast spells, you're freaking everyone out

i simply choose to believe in it, like bigfoot

The Computer Genius

Anime Sickos is the only podcast

speed of dark's gotta be even faster than the speed of light. turn off the light and the dark is there right away. they never talk about this.

whatever stupid shit they're saying about the success of gta 6 is actually happening tomorrow for Slay the Spire 2

in the UK they don't know about Goku going Super Saiyan they had to watch Gregg go Champion Chap in Wyvern Orb Zed

if at first you don't succeed, chop your head off

your doin it right

do yourself a favor youtube up a video search 'famly fueds nekked gramma steve harvie' and buckle up

received a cease and desist from a famous rapper (who i respectfully keep anonymous) and unfortunately i am no longer allowed to bill myself as White Ludacris

ME (trying to cryogenically freeze myself): fuck. this feels like it might be regular freezing

POLITICS MYTHS

MYTH: america has descended into lawless authoritarianism

FACT: nah we chillin

sure as hell didn't teach me how to read a clock

We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

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i'm not stimming i'm whiffing normals to build meter

they GOTTA start putting drugs in the coffee at work