Your Mom™️ Annabel @annabel

What if your job was standing on your head?

17.06.2025 06:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good to see you.

13.06.2025 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Labubus are the new nukes dontcha know?

13.06.2025 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Were Destiny's Child famous enough to both sample Stevie Nicks and have her feature in the music video of Bootylicious?

This feels like a fever dream.

13.06.2025 09:34 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Love Shack is like two and half minutes too long. That’s what we should be caring about.

13.06.2025 10:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my! What a delight to see you. I hope you are well my friend.

13.06.2025 09:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know where you are but all I can say is “lucky so in so”.

13.06.2025 09:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Correction. I should just make an effort.

13.06.2025 09:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OH: this is the time Madonna that you should have mimed. Poor girl.

13.06.2025 09:40 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a good thing. Pleased to see you.

13.06.2025 09:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should make an effort here.

13.06.2025 09:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The White Lotus is just Fantasy Island with more swears, yeah?

19.04.2025 06:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A film called The Brutalist that goes for over 3.5 hours. Checks out.

Films don’t need to be that long.

💣💣💣

14.01.2025 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Agree

30.12.2024 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dear museums, I do not want “an awesome VR adventure” in your institution. Love, Annabel x

25.12.2024 22:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All to seize one of 25 or so tellys in a “door/finger buster” special.

25.12.2024 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sales day madness replaced with just one click THE age of the Boxing Day sales starting with a bang are over. These digital days, the trample or be trampled approach to discount shopping has been diluted by cyber space. After all, what's the rush ...

Never forget. #iwasthere

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25.12.2024 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s 2024 and this is … well, need, and well … “shouse”. What a time, etc.

24.12.2024 20:35 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Merry Christmas. May your stools be smooth and your urine clear.

24.12.2024 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Kind of embarrassed for those who persist with ADIEU and its common bedfellows for their opening Wordle word.

22.12.2024 21:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Libra: Monday is all out whack. You’re stuffed.

15.12.2024 23:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tuesday. Libra: you’ve gained weight and not the emotional kind.

09.12.2024 22:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You see, I need to know more details. I was thinking if it’s edible wouldn’t it just eventually melt?

08.12.2024 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Monday. Sagittarius: your meds are only going to be partly efficient today so there’s your excuse.

08.12.2024 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe trying to get the previous object out?

08.12.2024 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A real woulda been.

07.12.2024 02:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

December 3. Taurus: we’re not here for your bullshit.

03.12.2024 04:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

December 2, still blue.

02.12.2024 12:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

December 2, Aquarius: stop ruminating. You really are the problem. Get your shit together.

01.12.2024 23:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

December 1, done. Here’s to tomorrow.

01.12.2024 12:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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