@crispmasfish.bsky.social
She/her -North Carolina. Stardew fan, David Bowie fanatic, loves to cook. SAHP to 2 great kids. In love with Chad.π π π
So bad at acting she canβt even pretend to use a blanket right. #allsfair
08.11.2025 03:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More than 10ish dollars for a water bottle or travel drink cups is nutso. And Iβm gonna be judgmental as fuck about it.
07.11.2025 23:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt wait to watch this!
07.11.2025 23:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forgot to take a pic before serving damn. Just from a box but made kid happy!
31.10.2025 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve told Bluesky βshow less like thisβ so many times and yet I still get so many fursona pics- make it stop. I donβt like them!!!
28.10.2025 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weapons was super good.
28.10.2025 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This better be an ill timed April fools.
27.10.2025 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mikeflanaganfilm.com thank you for contributing to the continuation of fatphobia in film!! Itβs so great fat actresses canβt get work playing fat characters!
26.10.2025 16:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The gym teacher thinks of her as a βfat whiney bag of lardβ her βfat forearmsβ shield her from the hurling tampons. Like this girl is called fat 20 billion different ways in this book. Iβm tired of it! Iβm tired of directors doing this!!
26.10.2025 16:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On the first page of the book sheβs described as βchunkyβ on the second, an ox, on the third she stood around βbovinelyβ and then called a βbig dumb puddingβ sheβs supposed to be fat. Iβm so tired of directors casting thin pretty girls in the part of someone treated NASTILY by teen girls
26.10.2025 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1CARRIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAT IT IS A SIGNIFICANT DETAIL AND THIS DUDE CAN GET FUCKED FOR BEING A COWARD AND CASTING A SKINNY GIRL
26.10.2025 16:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why on earth does congress get paid during the fucking shut down. (I know why this is me being pissed off)
26.10.2025 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of Bowie's finest. The opening track alone is fantastic.
#nowspinning #vinyl #vinylcollection #davidbowie
We can all agree that Princess Dianaβs hair was a little crazy right? Like not a cool person short haircut for a lot of her public life.
25.10.2025 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagining myself at a comic strip convention like "Hmmm... Larson-esque in its simplicity."
23.10.2025 00:53 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0βIf you want a hug, go to Hell and find your motherβ Harmony Cobel you foxy cold bitch.
24.10.2025 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blew my nose and air came out of my ear.
23.10.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I AM GOING TO EVENTUALLY LOSE EMOTIONAL STRENGTH
23.10.2025 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can never be too worried about it.
22.10.2025 19:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also he lost his jobs due to the TARIFFS
16.10.2025 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So apparently food stamps arenβt going to be issued in November if the shut down continues, and we literally just got approved for them due to my husbandβs job loss. Iβm *really* trying to hold it together.
16.10.2025 22:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Thank fucking goodness
14.10.2025 03:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes youβre depressed and you make a pasta thatβs so so good but then you eat too much of it (like way too much) and now you have a tummy ache. π
13.10.2025 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Patricia Arquette doesnβt win and award for Ms Cobel I will literally smelt one myself and send it to her.
13.10.2025 01:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Read this read this read this.
10.10.2025 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm not exaggerating when I say some of the smartest people I know are bad at spelling.
10.10.2025 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My cat is a kween.
09.10.2025 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0