She’s fine, I checked her out, but Turtle slammed into her cat tree and did two flips falling off of it and she’s so embarrassed. My roommate thinks the impact gave her a factory reset.
04.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0She’s fine, I checked her out, but Turtle slammed into her cat tree and did two flips falling off of it and she’s so embarrassed. My roommate thinks the impact gave her a factory reset.
04.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0It’s so gorgeous. I love looking at it. Also Kaneda, head empty, huge balls.
04.03.2026 08:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay I’m watching Akira.
04.03.2026 07:49 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AI could never, ever...
04.03.2026 06:51 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Is almost midnight too late to put on Akira?
04.03.2026 07:15 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0That’s so lovely.
04.03.2026 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pasta!
04.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a gaming website that wants an article on loneliness and celebrating birthdays/holidays in Animal Crossing?
04.03.2026 05:31 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0Of course
04.03.2026 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mine is obsessed with her cat Pancho because he’s such a good hunter.
04.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My roommate asked for dinner and I’m wearing my white nightgown so I didn’t want to get it stained so I threw on an apron and oh my god I’m my abuelita.
04.03.2026 05:13 — 👍 72 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0I should be allowed to make him eat gravel.
04.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This one has been testing me with comments bordering on inappropriate but today he just wanted to test me.
04.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*screaming externally*
I AM A PERSON. DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THIS.
I found the culprit because they spelled my last name wrong in such a specific way.
04.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Who sent me the most beautiful mustard I’ve ever seen?
04.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Just a top.
03.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Running errands but still serving.
03.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 60 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0There’s still plenty of time for me to suddenly develop a talent
03.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 88 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0You’re too sweet.
02.03.2026 07:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh really?!
02.03.2026 07:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ate too many hot dogs around the fire pit and now I’m dying.
02.03.2026 07:02 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0It’s soooooo pretty.
28.02.2026 10:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just realized Turtle saves a little bit of her morning crunchy food so that she can have bites of crunchy with her nighttime wet food like “A little bit of this, a little bit of that”. Oh my god ❤️
28.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes when I don’t know what to do, I have to think “What would Goku do right now?”
28.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0Like I clean houses, write articles and do odd jobs here and there but it’s not enough. I must have applied to at least 500 places. I spent HOURS trying to get emergency aid and I don’t qualify for anymore loans. I don’t know what to do.
28.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Going to be sincere and scared for a second. March is the first time in six years of living in my home that I can’t pay the mortgage. I love love love my home. I’ve made it so cozy and my own. My cat and my roomie live here and have made a home here too. I really need work. I don’t want to lose it.
28.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 2
RIP to this swimsuit, you have been replaced by a sensible one piece.
28.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 77 🔁 4 💬 14 📌 0The actual porn. A theater in LA that used to show porn but is now a rep theater reverted back to its roots for February and is showing smut.
28.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As soon as I get a job I’m going to NYC to visit family and get a hot dog with you.
28.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0