Vanessa Guerrero

I showed a boy my plushies and then we made out.

I told my best friend I really wanted the pink giraffe from Build A Bear but I have negative moneys and she’s taking me out next weekend to make it. I’m so lucky. 😭

Going on a date with frizzy hair.

Growing up I always wanted these glasses my mom had in her kitchen window and she gave them to me!

Do you like my parrot?

Karaoke bout to go crazy.

THANK YOU

It’s been YEARS since I’ve felt good enough about myself to do a cute photo shoot but I just had the idea into lean into feeling like a hot loser.

I’m listening to Leonard Cohen in the tub. This is a Bluesky exclusive.

Current situation is I have a room for tonight and tomorrow but I’m out of food and supplies and money, and my knee is baking it hard to even stand.😭

“Mother, nap with me”

*my mom with bed head and a moo moo sitting on the couch with her coffee*

My dad: “Look. Look how beautiful your mother is. She’s radiant.”

She’s truly the best. Thank you.

When I was little my dad used to wake me up on Saturday mornings and take me to get a donut and he just knocked on my door and was like “does someone want coffee and a cruller?” 😭

‪Like who gave her permission to have a nose that pink!?‬

It’s been nice spending time with my family the last few days but I can’t wait to get home to this face later.

I love this picture of my mom and I at the Frida Kahlo house last fall. Like that’s my adventure buddy.

My mom saw this photo and rolled her eyes.

That’s how I lose the other half.

Better! He’s got his blood sugar under control.

I actually do have the cape.

One of my best friends in the whole world (I was best man at his wedding) is leaving Los Angeles and he just invited me to his going away party. I am going to Phantom of the Opera sabotage the party until he stays. Someone get me a cool mask and cape.

The other dog was just sitting in the kitchen chewing on a slipper.

My mom “go check if your dad snuck the dog in the house”

I will absolutely buy your baked goods.

I’m gonna cry, now and also probably on stream

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I got two rejection emails from the same job. Damn just hit me instead.

The most harrowing movie experience I’ve ever had was when I brought a crispy green apple to eat at A Quiet Place.

She’s fine, I checked her out, but Turtle slammed into her cat tree and did two flips falling off of it and she’s so embarrassed. My roommate thinks the impact gave her a factory reset.