Vanessa Guerrero

Ate too many hot dogs around the fire pit and now I’m dying.

It’s soooooo pretty.

I just realized Turtle saves a little bit of her morning crunchy food so that she can have bites of crunchy with her nighttime wet food like “A little bit of this, a little bit of that”. Oh my god ❤️

Sometimes when I don’t know what to do, I have to think “What would Goku do right now?”

Like I clean houses, write articles and do odd jobs here and there but it’s not enough. I must have applied to at least 500 places. I spent HOURS trying to get emergency aid and I don’t qualify for anymore loans. I don’t know what to do.

Going to be sincere and scared for a second. March is the first time in six years of living in my home that I can’t pay the mortgage. I love love love my home. I’ve made it so cozy and my own. My cat and my roomie live here and have made a home here too. I really need work. I don’t want to lose it.

RIP to this swimsuit, you have been replaced by a sensible one piece.

The actual porn. A theater in LA that used to show porn but is now a rep theater reverted back to its roots for February and is showing smut.

As soon as I get a job I’m going to NYC to visit family and get a hot dog with you.

WHY ARE WE WORKING SO HARD TO GET LAID. I HAVE HUGE BOOBS AND YOU LOOK LIKE SUNSHINE PERSONIFIED.

The apps have been hell. Bars? Hell.

@harmonycolangelo.bsky.social you were my number one choice but it’s a Saturday night so I assumed you’re working.

I’m trying to find someone to go see Deep Throat with me tomorrow but all my friends that would watch smut with me in a dark theater are working or moved.

My beloved.

He legit got in her face and my friend was like “this will not end well for you sir”.

The lady looking at my Cal Fresh case checked my ID and said I was so pretty. Thank you sis, feed me plz.

I’m about 20 minutes out from having my favorite tacos. I’m so excited.

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I’m about $2000 short on housing and bills. I’ve been working odd jobs but I’m coming up short. I’ve got some interviews coming up but I just want to make March. I know everyone is stretched thin so even just sharing helps.

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Also it was a wrestling event and he showed up filming himself and making a scene like he was the main character so everyone already hated him before they realized who he was.

I guess now is a great time to bring up that my ex wife went up to Max Landis and said “Hey you’re that guy” and he lit up and then she went “that rapist guy” and he go so mad and it would have been soooooo funny if he didn’t get terrifyingly mad.

4 months ago I thrifted the cutest scarf and it immediately went missing.

Today I found out MY MOM HAS BEEN IN POSSESSION OF IT THIS WHOLE TIME.

Whenever my mom and I clean houses together we immediately spend a portion of our earnings on tacos and tomorrow we get our favorite ones.

He also cried when my ex was taller than him.

Oh man, my favorite ex boyfriend loves zoos and we used to go and hold hands and point at critters.

I want a carnival date so bad. The last time I went on a carnival date the guy tried to win me a stuffed animal at basketball and he started crying when he kept missing the shot.

My aunt passed away in January and we had a very complicated relationship but I thought nothing made her happy but my mom just showed me a video of her and her parrot (my mom and dad now have custody of the parrot) and she looked so happy talking with her bird. It’s nice to know it made her happy.

Moms are so hard to raise.

She is happily eating her zucchini bolognese.

Trans people want to have sex and make art and talk about sports and do all the shit everyone likes, and instead we have to think about Nazi freaks all day. This sucks eggs.

Beyond just being a book ban it lists gender dysphoria and transgender”ism” as explicitly sexual. It’s clear they want to follow through on Project 2025’s goal of labeling even existing as trans as being a sex crime.

My mom wanted fried chicken or pizza and I was like “we have food at home” and she was like “but I want junk food!” and we suddenly froze in the street because it was like we freaky fridayed my teenaged years.