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and i’m not off until wednesday 💔

it’s close but honey 🍯

current mood

There is no marketing I'm more susceptible to these days than any company saying they don't use generative AI in their projects. I'm a sitting duck for that promise even if they're selling graham crackers or masking tape.

omg this is so me! and when i leave them downstairs on the couch my cat hunts them and leaves them in the most random places 😂

I got promoted 1 year ago today 🎉

who do I have to bribe to get McDonald’s to include a straw with my order

It is what it is… never thought I’d lose a friend of 24 years all because I didn’t mourn Charlie Kirk though 😐

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Sad I can’t wish my oldest friend a happy birthday today because she married a man who won’t allow her to think for herself and she had to block me 😕

the media really needs to stop sourcing opinions from twitter for every "how the internet reacted to ____" piece bc why tf are we still legitimizing that place?

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

i bet you think about me!!

Y’ALL THIS IS WILD

THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE WHERE TAYLOR IS TALKING ABOUT BEING ON HER FIRST WORLD TOUR

IS THE IN MEMORIAM ISSUE

OF

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

ain’t much that pisses me off more than a thief

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

'The Life of a Showgirl' becomes Taylor Swift's second album to spawn multiple #1 singles on the Hot 100.

It joins '1989.'

a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: “zoomies are loading”

a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging

Alysa Liu’s Olympic run came with terms. Her choreographer helps her express them Liu is the best U.S. hope for an Olympic medal in women's figure skating, which would be the country's first in the competition since 2006.

“When Liu, 20, decided to return to skating, she did so with conditions. She’d wear what she wants. Dance to the music she wants. Eat what she wants. Take breaks when she wants…. [Skating] would be the vehicle through which she displayed the real Alysa.”

she did it! her! way!!

saw her in 2005 w my baby sister, can’t put a spending limit on nostalgia ❤️

i still got some but damn

i’m sorry but why are these hilary duff ticket prices insane 😭 this is not the eras tour

if you see this do it ✨

☆ pronouns: she/her
☆ height: 5’ 1.97” (yes literally)
☆ zodiac: Taurus
☆ smoke: 🍃
☆ tattoos: 9
☆ piercings: 2 lobes & my nose
☆ fav color: depends but pink/purple
☆ fav drink: vodka sodie w/ lime 🍋‍🟩

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

yall gotta stop giving attention to weird people that “hate” taylor swift when they say stupid ass shit about how her music is for children. clearly they never listened so what’s the point in arguing with people that don’t know shit

somebody make a playlist with all of her songs that are the closest to 100 million STAT

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

my favorite is that i AM the boss man but people would rather speak to a guy. and then the guy they passed me up for has to turn around and ask me questions 🤪

The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…