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YouTube video by tWoTcast The Next Big Book Adaptation! - tWoTcast episode 461

What books do you want to see adapted? @singwithtaffy.bsky.social and Dan from @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social have some opinions tonight at 830 est. Come and join us #wotskies #cosmere
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I like to drag a leash and harness around the dog park telling anyone who will listen that my pet is invisible

Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand.

• No player is allowed to reposition his balls with his hands. Uhhhhh,,, ok 😬

can he use someone else’s ?

I started an idea factory where people just get together and think up cool new stuff to make. I call it an inventory.

I am like the Bob Newhart of anarchy

i’m not like other parasitic fungi my cordyceps will make you boogie

Our Favorite Book to TV/Movie Adaptations! - tWoTcast episode 460 YouTube video by tWoTcast

Join us, @singwithtaffy.bsky.social, and Dan from @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social at 830 EST tonight as we discuss our favorite fantasy adaptations.
See you soon #wotskies and other nerdoms!
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YouTube video by tWoTcast Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere optioned by Apple! - tWoTcast episode 459

Join us at 830 EST tonight to discuss a medley of fantasy book/TV show things.
@singwithtaffy.bsky.social and Dan from @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social are joining. Will you, #wotskies?! #cosmere
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Starting a new batch of primordial soup in my bathtub

My speedometer goes to 160 mph, but sure I'll keep it to under 55

I woke this morning and my hair looked like Karen who wants to speak to the manager.

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

haha! No, I wasn’t involved, and now I want some coffee.

I’d like to think the drywall screw I lost last week is now in orbit traveling 20,000mph in a random, threatening direction

Thanks for watching it, Salty!

Forgot the link. I'm an idiot...
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YouTube video by lucylbro BURKE'S MATTRESS PALACE | SHORT FILM (EXPLICIT)

Young filmmakers with a proclivity for surrealism and profanity RULE
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“I said I’m FINE,” I insist, fully encasing myself in a chrysalis.

[waves to neighbors]
[waves to other neighbors]
[waves to birds]
[waves to trees]
hahaha my waves mean nothing

If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick

when i say i’m hauntingly beautiful it just means i’m so pale you can see my skeleton

to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?

I'm a social butterfly in the sense that I flit from person to person quickly, motivated by a fear that predators will notice me

A cartoon drawing with the primordial ooze saying "No crawling out, everyone. It will only lead to heartache"

Can we start over

if you truly knew the muffin man you'd know he only mantains that residence on Drury Lane for nefarious purposes he doesn't actually live there

My ear hurts, so I’m going to put some music in it and see if that helps

“Blessed be the fruit.”

I quietly whisper as unroll the sacred roll up.

the orchestra’s makeup artist uses a tuba mascara

I read the words of unexpected hilarity and the corners of my facehole begin to curl up, skin cracking as my skull collapses.