Kalervo

Though possibly it was just calling me a fuckboy in a weird accent

I’ll never forget how I bought a TV and it did this to me the first time I tried to use Disney + or whatever. Comrade television over here

Though I guess I’ll take comfort in knowing that with this site gone, it’s almost like I was never doxxed in the first place

Did you even notice 4chan's gone? Read to the end for recent Letterboxd titles making me feel like a rambunctious baby getting my photo taken at Sears while my parents try and quiet me down

Pour one out for this toxic waste dump. It was always comforting to know that somewhere out there, someone cared about me enough to dedicate an entire thread to how I’m a goony beardman sjw piece of shit.

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I still ruminate on the precepts of this philosopher king every time I plan a party.

Kalervo Sinervo (@kalervideo@pixelfed.social) 4 Posts, 3 Following, 0 Followers

Anyone I know on Pixelfed? The app just told me my feed was haunted because I haven’t followed enough accounts yet. pixelfed.social/kalervideo

Question that maybe your research for the episode could answer: when someone has CAVD, is their fluid technically “l’homme fontaine”? Or something else? I am practically exploding with curiosity.

Okay now I read it back I hear it and I apologize

Currently in the phase of life where I erotically watch DIY home improvement solution videos, all like MAXIMIZE THAT SPACE BABY OH YEAH

If you want to know what I’ve been working on in the back of my bedroom closet for the past four years, wrap your ears around this

An affront he simply could not abide

Some of my childless friends can’t believe I go to bed before 10 these days but last night my son woke up at 2:30 in the morning and wailed for a half hour because he decided the soother he’d been sucking on all night was the wrong one

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Will I stop getting work DONE? Yes, absolutely. Will all that work just get done in the first three weeks of January while my hair continues to fall out?

I've been asked three times today if I'm about to go on break, and I don't wanna sound ungrateful but two weeks of no daycare while still being an academic forever mentally shackled to work goals is not a vacation for me yo

Transmedia complexes are just hoovers that suck up everything in their path. And when you’re a vacuum cleaner, every problem looks like a dust bunny.

Funko reporting Itch to its registrar may feel like a throwback to the days of giant media brands attacking any unauthorized use of its IP, but it’s just another algorithmic takedown in which any large corporation can automatically remove anything it didn’t put out into the world itself.

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Like I am very sorry to my editor if you are reading this

I keep checking in on the length of the chapter I’m writing and getting horrified by the excessive word count. “I gotta find a way to cut this down,” I sigh, immediately before going back to just writing more.

I’m asking in a serious way tho

That dick pun really contained the seeds of our whole argument

This post brought to you by a one year-old who stole my phone like the little racketeer he is

Remember Wizard magazine? That font of geek knowledge that dominated conversations around comics in the 90s? Well we wrote a cool thing about how it indoctrinated you (jk kinda). If the abstract sounds good, I have free e-copies I can send, so hmu https://doi.org/10.1080/15405702.2024.2414120

The replies are just [mwah]

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No one:

Bananas in a fruit salad: