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🥒 Home of the $70 Just Pickles™ 🍔 Try the Stupid Burger—hallucinate responsibly 🕒 Open always. Exit never. 📍 Every dimension (and your local plaza) 📩 DMs open for catering, complaints, or existential dread “You’ll eat it. You always do.”™ (Parody account)

2 Followers  |  9 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 16.08.2025  |  1.1637

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🔥 NEW: The “What Did I Just Eat?” Meal
LIMITED TIME ONLY

Includes:
🥪 A suspiciously wet sandwich
🥤 A drink that shouldn’t fizz
🎁 A legally binding NDA

Come taste the confusion.
#SpudsySeason #RegretInEveryBite

17.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🌕 NIGHT SHIFT SPECIAL 🌒
Only available after 2:13 AM:
The Cryptoburger™

🧄 Glows in the dark
👁️ May whisper your name
🍔 Banned in 3 states

LIMITED TIME ONLY
#MidnightMeatmare #SpudsyAfterDark

17.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Our ice cream machine isn’t broken.
It’s just mourning.

Please be gentle when ordering the Sour Cream Cone. It remembers.

17.08.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You just got dumped. What are you ordering at Spudsy’s?
🔘 Just Pickles ($70)
🔘 The Slab (31¢)
🔘 Sour Cream in a Cone
🔘 Dobby Dog with Extra Bread™

(Bonus: 1 reply wins an expired coupon)

17.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🚨LIMITED TIME ONLY🚨
The Stupid Burger is back. Side effects may include:
👁️ hallucinations
🍔 burger-based enlightenment
💔 irreversible emotional damage

Eat responsibly. Or don’t.
#SpudsySeason #WeHavePicklesNow

16.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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