call me ney.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

what's the reverse of a hipster where you only consume media like, 3 years past its peak hype? bc i identify as that.

Report: It Would Probably Be Nice Having Friends RIVER FOREST, IL—Proposing that it might be kind of fun to share their life experiences with another person or persons, sources speculated Thursday that it would probably be nice having friends. “Gosh, it would probably be pretty cool to have a few select people in your life to do stuff with on a regular basis,” said the sources, stressing that while they had no personal experience with the concept of mutual affection, their observation of thousands of other people interacting in small groups, talking and occasionally laughing, made friendship seem as if it could be really great. “I bet it would be a blast to just eat food with a few coworkers, fellow students from school, or even just like-minded people from wherever. Just good friends hanging out and enjoying each other’s company. That would probably be nice.” At press time, sources were also speculating that perhaps some people were just meant to be alone.

Report: It Would Probably Be Nice Having Friends
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A flying haloed serpent, enjoying a succulent lantern plant feast.

heart eater
#art

Vertin from Reverse 1999 still in packaging (something like a Gundam before assembly). The set includes golden rabbits, clear drops, her suitcase, a tea set, oranges, picrasma candies, umbrellas, and the clock from the suitcase lobby.

the trusty timekeeper starter pack (not included: good luck on the spinning wheel) 🎩 #vertin #reverse1999

Looks like someone got a lot of gifts for today 🤭💌

#zzzero #lighterzzz #ゼンゼロ

your own pocket laplace researchers: medpoc & x! 🐶🐭 (do not separate for maximum chaos output) #medicinepocket #x #reverse1999

happiest birthday to fellow aquarius, pria paling green flag to ever green, aktor yang jadi satu alesan gw gak terlalu eneg tinggal di negeri wakanda, Jerome Kurnia 🫶✨

NOT TO MENTION MANS GOT A HELL OF A FACE CARD 😭🫶

watched 1 (one) random video abt yuki kawamura and now i'm knee deep in basketball culture my GOD this man's a joy to watch on the court

mike tyson this jake paul that okay but yuki kawamura threw a half court lob in his first game tonight

wdym that chairs has the same measure word as toothbrushes and umbrellas like-

for the past few weeks i've been re-learning how to speak mandarin, i've had developed quite a beef with chinese measure words ☺️🤌

“Oops, I guess he passed out from the mission again~”
“Shh, don’t wake him up. We still need a bit more time to prepare!”
#lighterzzz #zzzero #ゼンゼロ

Do you think it’s too late to teach my cats Spanish? They’re 15yo but they’re very bright.

Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact

Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact
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Two aliens pretending to be human

melania
#リバース1999 #Reverse1999

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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happy to see the menswear guy also follows my favorite account here. truly solidifies how good his taste is.

Wip
#art

More painting!
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#watercolour #wipart #mermaid
#watercolor #aquarell #水彩

Some flower compositions🌸🌱🍂

#pixelart

First Ellen Joe of the year 🦈❤️
#zzzero #ゼンゼロ

If Xiaohongshu/Red Book takes off then Black people will create a new language. Mandarin x Black English/AAVE. New slang and syntax.

Perfect manifestation of the upcoming Jupiter Saturn square in sidereal Gemini & Pisces, respectively. Breaking the language barrier between Americans and Chinese.

person laying under a canopy of monstera leaves. overgrown, where does the person begin and where does the plant end, it is hard to tell.

canopy

#art

A photo of two people. The first is wearing a navy single-breasted topcoat with a olive-brown tweed sport coat, grey flannel trousers, black tassel loafers, and a multi-colored scarf (fringed at the end; made of blue, orange, and red colors). The second is wearing a brown corduroy flap pocket sport coat with a white oxford-cloth button-down shirt, black trousers, cream-colored socks, and brown suede ankle boots. He also has a brown scarf decorated with birds and flowers.

Two people pictured. The first is wearing a charcoal chalk-striped double-breasted suit with a faded blue denim shirt, brown suede oxfords, and a magenta scarf. The second is wearing a brown suede chore coat over his brown puppytooth single-breasted flannel suit, blue spread-collar shirt, burgundy tie, and brown calfskin oxfords.

Two people pictured. The first is wearing a gray tweed sport coat, blue chambray shirt, navy necktie, olive chinos, and brown suede loafers. He also as purple socks, what looks to be a red beanie stuffed into his sport coat's patch pocket, and a light blue sweater draped around his shoulders. The second person is wearing a brown suede chore coat over a darker brown corduroy sport coat and grey Shetland sweater. He also has a brown bucket hat.

Three people pictured. The first is wearing an apple green Shetland knit with a white spread collar shirt, blue raw denim jeans (big cuffs folded at the end), black Mary Jane shoes, and purple socks. They have a navy and red neckerchief tied around their neck. Second person is wearing a grey cardigan with a white spread-collar shirt, green striped tie, charcoal flat-front flannel trousers, red socks, and black penny loafers. Third person is wearing a green fleece vest over a denim chore coat, navy Shetland sweater, charcoal flat-front flannel trousers, black penny loafers, purple socks, and red bandana tied around their neck (points tucked into the sweater).

dig the new drake's lookbook featuring some familiar faces in the japanese menswear industry

then again this is coming from somebody who used to play genshin non stop for 3 years 🤡 so my standards are quite low lmao

man r1999 is such a good gacha game..... like the company really cares abt the players. generous pulls, free characters, and new game modes coming in left and right..... ily bluepoch 🫶

I support renaming geography but only with fantasy names. Gulf of Mexico can be the Cauldron of Tempests. The Rocky Mountains are the King’s Teeth