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@neeshdageek.bsky.social

musky ruined my favorite app so here i am.

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Latest posts by neeshdageek.bsky.social on Bluesky

this was one of the funniest things to happen to that app

21.05.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes

12.03.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oooooo

12.03.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
12.03.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s very weird to me that companies will dead wait until you’re getting other offers to pay you what you deserve

12.03.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We need to bully Fox News viewers more.

12.03.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

deadass

12.03.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s currently fuck Shannon Sharpe too. between amber and andrew, katt was 100% right when he said he has an unnatural allegiance to losers.

12.03.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Potatoes are so important to me

12.03.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 20

and ppl tell me i drink like an old white man. tuh.

12.03.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m actually really weak at the way i got this wrong, if this ain’t dyslexic as fuck.

12.03.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s so great.

11.03.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i used to love this video 😭😭 they was in the crib just doing stuff omgg

11.03.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me at HR if in find out you jackin off at work

11.03.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 30

I know a man whose rocket blew up *checks notes *

LAST WEEK… not talking

I KNOW that’s not what’s happening!

11.03.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

same adults that are *checks notes* VACCINATED

11.03.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks…PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR HEAD IN THR SAND ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE!

Take the steps to protect your finances.
You can move your assets to more conservative vehicles or on to the sideline altogether.
You do not have to just watch your portfolio values erode by an admin destroying the economy.

11.03.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

not tripping at all and i hope you leave that girl excactly where she at. that behavior is mad weird

11.03.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

online banks charging atm fees <<<<

11.03.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very corny and loserish behavior.

11.03.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i really pick the worst times to β€œhave to” finish a book. i shoulda been sleep 2 hours ago.

11.03.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s smart for this.

11.03.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOH LAWD NOT EARL!!!!! NOBODY CALLED AND TOLD ME NOTHIN!!!!!!”

10.03.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

but like, i don’t want to have to suffer too 😩😩😩

11.03.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Musk and his Technoboyz can't stop a cyber attack at X, maybe they shouldn't have access to our Social Security? Just brainstorming.

10.03.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6717    πŸ” 1543    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 58

that mf never exhale fuck i’ve never seen a bad bodied bitch worse than this. would’ve got his ass deep fried at the lunch table

10.03.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m from the greatest city in the world so it wouldn’t even be possible to.

11.03.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I stopped by one of my biggest haters funerals just to make sure that nigga was dead #ripbozo #diehatersdie

I stopped by one of my biggest haters funerals just to make sure that nigga was dead #ripbozo #diehatersdie

Bluesky rolling out 3 minute video on the same day as the X outage

10.03.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 12

the angst. omg pls n

11.03.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is probably one of the craziest shit to experience every month… cause the moment it clicks it’s like oh yeah πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

10.03.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

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