𝘼𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝘼𝙯𝙪𝙡𝙞

“…I haven’t washed my hair in a week”

Don’t lick her hair, it’s blue raspberry flavored

🩵Not at all~

Tell us.

What was the purpose of your birth?

Psychic ass smack

“Yeah…only enjoy the view~”

“Cactus ass, it’s literally 1 in the morning…I thought Cacturne were the nocturnal ones”

This remains to be my favorite edit so far

Horny gremlin defeated by wholesome pampering and praise

“The back pain returns with my heavy chest”

Alright flat day is OVER

She’s once again cursed by gravity

Today’s a flat day for Azuli

And apparently a “show your cheeks”day too

“Hell yeah!”

Well atleast the zombified look on her face is gone…

After a couple of sends, she’s floating off to the kitchen…well after putting her pajamas on atleast

“I smell deceased pork”

Don’t mind her dead inside look, she just woke up

“Haven’t seen them”

“Bend over and spread those thick thighs of yours… make sure your ‘hidden spike’ is pointing down too. I’m making this quite literal when I say this:

I’m going milk you for all your worth~”

“…Say have you ever been milked by a girl before?~”

Hearing what was inside his head and seeing his eager excitement made her forget whatever complaint she was about to go on a tangent about

Instead her hand firmly press against the cactus’ thick thighs, her breast jiggling more within his view

“That cafe has been kicking my ass as of lately…there’s been an uprising of Karens recently and—

…you still listening?”

Every word…her chest threatens to burst out of her hoodie…it’s quite distracting

“I would rather not sleep in a milk soaked bed so help would be greatly appreciated pronto”

“Have you seen how tiny my hands are?”

She’s completely still…and it’s not enough to not prompt them to stop jiggling and sloshing about

The Azli

“Nope. Full chest tonight…my bed is gonna be soaked in the morning”

Indeed it’s the Kirlia!

She’s chilling in her bed doom scrolling through TikTok…the sloshing is coming from her laughter

Slosh…Slosh…Slosh

Ngl best laugh in a while so thank yo

It’s her worst blind spot…she’s lost so many hide and seek games because of them

If you’re wondering how the girl sleeps now, it’s practically the same

And now that the reader’s fallen into the cursed trap that is curiously, they will now have to run the risk of suffocation while being cuddled by Azuli