Alex P. 👹

hi there. i'm a middle aged beardo worried about any disruption to the supply of young, supple femboys, & i'm publishing my concerns in the magazine famous for repeatedly publishing the 'virtuous pedophilia' prostasia advocate guy. i don't believe simians ever evolved pattern recognition skills

even just bringing the expats home is gonna lose him another 500,000 votes

sir, sir, i think you will find your attempts to backstab and crab-bucket your way to being a socially acceptable kind of queer are gonna be stymied when you fail to sneak your "effeminacy" past the women who all freaked out when they saw a boy dancing too hard in a bank commercial

I don't think it's a coincidence Talarico and Mamdani cobbled together basically the same demographic coalition in two very disparate areas of the country, and both present coherent worldviews not defined solely by Orange Man Bad

"the evil grifter is saying things that *I* believe now!! big win for me!!!"

lmao you are such a mark

"i was a twink [citation needed] and if anyone popped out of the floorboards and brainwashed me into transitioning, i totally would've transitioned so hard"

sir are you ok

it seems like you have the exact kind of head injury that gets you published in the Atlantic

It’s really funny every time, like you can tell they just went to natural-update.biz and read a paragraph from six years ago saying Monsanto announced that vaccines give you AIDS, but really on another level right now

they think measles is just a fun childhood rite of passage where you get weird skin blotches for a week and not a disease that can burn out your ear nerves or make your brain explode out of your skull so they're not too fussed over the outbreak

Is there any rhyme or reason to when the antivax people post those “turns out we were right the WHOLE TIME” things because the middle of a measles outbreak is maybe the worst time but they’re doing it anyway lol

My experience with Mint and, because I am a sicko gamer, Bazzite (my main OS) was making install media on a USB drive, booting into that drive like you would with any OS install, and installing it. That's it. I didn't have to do anything else

not much to learn these days except for ONE BIG THING: If you can't find a simple to install distro yourself, be wary of speaking to real ass Linux heads. They will always try to set you up with something 100x more complex than you need. You can install the mainline distros easier than Windows rn

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

Ireland boycotted the 1936 Olympics.

this is the future that socialists want (hell yeah)

I found a stuffed animals community and they call taking stuffed animals out in public open carrying

Hakeem Jeffries is still trying to woo back Elon musk. We’re in some serious fucking trouble, folks

I should have been clearer, America will not American democracy our way out of this.

Watching a senile rotting child rapist who never worked a day in his life, bumbling into leading a war, is even more disturbing than the past year of watching him destroy the country domestically. The military needs to take this pedophile regime out, along with Nazis Thiel, Musk and Vought.

I think Americans are not ready to face the reality that this describes the leadership of both parties and the backup to that leadership. America will not democracy its way out of this problem.

I hope Keir Starmer wakes up covered in caterpillars and there are so many caterpillars, he’s telling his wife he doesn’t even know where the caterpillars came from but she’s SO angry at him for the caterpillars and when he tries to eat breakfast caterpillars pour out of his stupid cornflakes box.

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

it just feels like a lot of cis men who are invested in 'reforming' manhood end up here, acting like any threats of emasculation that have been used against them are the fault of trans women's existence, and that if only cissexism were even more prevalent, these men wouldn't have had to worry

i remember even robert webb getting in on this in his autobiography, specifically claiming his crying is something they'd have transed him for

if you ranked all the barriers & threats to femininity in men in descending order, "people might encourage you to transition" ranks somewhere below "makeup & clothes are expensive", and neither crack the top 100

average transphobic cis gay going "they would have transed me for being a feminine boy, in this woke hellscape" is less feminine than a cishet dude who wears salmon-coloured polo shirts. at least wear some fucking lip gloss before you steal valour bro

"why can't you just be a feminine man?" i've got my own shit going on. if you want more femboys in the world my guy, you're gonna have to wear your own thigh highs

Sad to hear that the servers are going down, but also every online game should have something like this planned and prepared for so years of effort aren't just lost to the void of capitalist churn.

Hahahaahahahahahahaha we LOVE to see it. Losing a primary as an imcumbent by 48 points. Not even cracking 25%. May all collaborators face such a fate, at minimum.

I mean it was never much more than this but they've just fully abandoned the fig leaf.

Absolutely wild to see world leaders on the ostensibly liberal side of things line up behind the USA to say, yeah, international law is now that it's illegal to shoot back.

But I was told prediction markets are more accurate than polling. Surely I wasn’t being lied to by grifters.