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Too soon!!!

05.02.2026 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Caption Contest Rough by Shannon Wheeler

Annals of Captioning: Collecting the Original Art attemptedbloggery.blogspot.com/2026/01/annals… #ShannonWheeler #Cornucopia #TheNewYorker #Cartoon #CaptionContest

18.01.2026 16:20 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Goldar and Silver (and the third one). And does Méchagodzilla count?

12.01.2026 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Graham Greene is amazing

12.01.2026 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In addition to being a right wing crank he was a horrible human being.

05.01.2026 20:16 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

(When I drank soda, it was my favorite)

02.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do you have against sweet carbonated prune juice?

02.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good one too.

22.12.2025 16:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep. (To you, not the headline).

19.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And me without my roller skates.

08.12.2025 00:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I did a voice in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

06.12.2025 05:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Caption Contest Cartoon by Shannon Wheeler

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #969 attemptedbloggery.blogspot.com/2025/11/my-ent… #ShannonWheeler #Cornucopia #TheNewYorker #Cartoon #CaptionContest

25.11.2025 15:12 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Alarm on your phone. You can even customize the tone to say (sarcastically) « your coffee is ready, dear. »

25.11.2025 17:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Remember when Luc Besson was interesting?

25.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I drove across the country in 3 days drinking jolt.

25.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hearing 'It's easy' I ready myself for it to be a nightmare.

23.11.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks. Now not only will I have that song stuck in my head for three days, it will have an accompanying visual.

23.11.2025 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My friends used to say Unix was easy. Course, the were all neck deep in that crap.

23.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hate that I always like the weird ones.

21.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every piece of tech is designed by someone who thinks it’s the most important piece of furniture in the room. It’s impossible to integrate it.

20.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She better do a good one.

19.11.2025 07:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Check it out.

19.11.2025 07:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

That’s who I still think of when I think of Holmes.

18.11.2025 08:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Solid.

18.11.2025 08:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think that is you. Mark, Marie, and Steve. I couldn’t remember where. Dead Dog makes sense.

18.11.2025 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A polaroid of a group of us. I got up and took a picture of myself holding the polaroid.

Just came across this old photo. Someone took a polaroid of a group of us. I got up and took a picture of myself holding the polaroid.

18.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man walking by a house with a chimney that splits to accommodate a window.

What’s up with the ‘wrong answers only’ prompt?

16.11.2025 05:27 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I appreciate the criticism. I’ll try to do better.

05.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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