Episode 7 of the podcast is up in the usual places, or here if you use a browser window:

sites.libsyn.com/585510/ep7-t...

Horny men are a resource best kept at a safe distance. This is why I keep an industrial sized roll of plastic wrap in my trunk.

Temple The Bard's AI Training Data Show: Ep. 6- "Mayonnaise Is The Other Name For Hell" In this episode, we learn all about mayonnaise and discount pain medications, as well as pay a visit to Naughty Boy to check in on his navigations of gentrification and atheism.  Temple interview...

Episode 6 of my podcast is up, wherever you listen to podcasts (except possibly Spotify), or at the below link:

sites.libsyn.com/585510/ep-6-...

Temple The Bard's AI Training Data Show: Ep. 2 - "The Conway County Arkansas Rickets Prevention Squad" In Episode 2, we learn about how they prevent rickets and drown raccoons in Arkansas.  Elaine Barberry Belmont pays a visit to the studio to teach us about "The Most Pregnant Thanksgiving Ever".&...

If you liked my first podcast (or couldn't take your ears off of it, like listening to a distant disaster), here's Episode 2! It's a combination of remixed found audio, sketches, and music.

Listen to it where you listen to podcasts, except Spotify.

sites.libsyn.com/585510/ep-2-...

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What'chu up to Saturday afternoon? I'm going to be doing comedy at a really cool store opening for a super secret headliner! Tickets are sliding scale, but limited in quantity, so advance purchase is recommended! (link in comments)

Peanuts. Unfortunately, Big Legume's constant harassment forced them to go underground.

profoundly depressing

I would totally watch the Christopher Walken/Matt Berry movie, as long as there was a semi-bogus credit somewhere in the opening sequence saying the film is "an Elaine Barberry Belmont Production"

5-10 mins

How tech's richest plan to save themselves after the apocalypse Silicon Valley’s elite are hatching plans to escape disaster – and when it comes, they’ll leave the rest of us behind

I know this article is almost a decade old, and I assume y'all have read it already, but if you haven't, and you have the spoons to read a little bit, please consider doing so. It certainly explains what the elites' endgame is in re: AI, robotics, and Greenland.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

If these AI pushers have their way, we won't have jobs for much longer.

I'm doing an early comedy show tomorrow at Oregon Wine Lab. If it sounds like fun and you wanna drop by, I suggest buying a presale ticket and saving $10!

www.lexyscomedyclub.com/events/the-n...

I'm playing bass tonight with Femme Dagger at John Henry's in Eugene. Come by if you're near!

(pictured: dolphins and blood and stuff)

I'm headlining Nelson's In The Whit (Eugene) Thursday 12/12. If you're near, come by. It'll be a lovely time!

(Pictured: five bipeds doing biped things, some holding microphones)

I'll be headlining Nelson's In The Whit in Eugene on 12/12. Lots of fun Queer comedy action!

(Pictured- Garrett Morris shouting... just kidding... It's pictures of the comics)