Chris Bauer

Thank God He's A Philly Boy (Philly's Irreverent Fan Anthem), by Lyricist Chris Bauer track by Lyricist Chris Bauer

Check out this new release on BandCamp. If you like Philly sports, I gua-ran-tee you'll enjoy this. Just in time for tailgating. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/follow_me

The drinking from a firehose effect. @michaelcohen212.bsky.social told us to expect this way back when. He knew this asshole the best back then. Non-stop fucking with everything while he steals us blind. Hope all is well, Michael. chrisbauerauthor.net

With the SAVE Act stalled in the Senate, Trump is preparing to turn to Plan B: outright stealing our elections.

Trump's never been more unpopular, so, he's trying to take away the last remaining check on his power: the will of the people.

They trained for 47 days and get to wear military uniforms?!?!

I have Dunkin' dark roast cream + 3 sugars hair that shouldn't be there but still is. chrisbauerauthor.net

@senmullin.bsky.social, you are a dick. Looking to have you suffer just like I want 47 to suffer: bigly.
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"Boys, it's launch day."

-Tom Burgoyne, best friend of the Phanatic

Big day in Clearwater! It's the 2026 debut of the legendary Hot Dog Launcher

31 seasons of propelling hot dogs through the sky.

What a time to be alive

The worst part about the Kash video is just how much of a DORK he looked like.

Like a guy who for the first time was at a party with the cool kids and trying too hard

"Wall Eye." Nailed it.
This party is so done. Voting for this version of the Republican Party enables all this behavior, none of which is flattering. Pedos, thieves, traitors. Voting for them means you ARE them. Such an embarrassment.

I Knew there would be a mem for his picture. It works.

So immature. And I am extremely upset they put a gold medal around his neck. Not happy they're within fifty feet of him.

The longer Trump is in front of the camera, the more chance democracy will prevail. People are realizing he’s cheating them. Even idiots don’t like to think they’ve been cheated.

He has no clue.

Imagine if HEALTHCARE WAS FREE in America, as it is in Greenland. Just imagine. 🇺🇸🇬🇱

Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.

The next administration will need three terms -- more than a generation, maybe -- to fix this fucking mess. I won't be around to see it, sadly, but I have faith these bastards are gonna suffer. chrisbauerauthor.net

HAHAHAHA…!

Les Wexner is not a credible witness. Not only did his attorney try to shut it down, but Wexner claimed he didn’t know Epstein well, and DOJ never contacted him.

Well, sir, that is a lie. We have the receipts. ⬇️ Say it with me: this is a cover-up.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

We See Teachers On GoFundMe
For Help To BUY Their Students
School Essentials. WTF ?.........

One of my all-time fave songs.

Listen to new Philly fan hype song. I gua-ran-tee you will like it. "Thank God He's A Philly Boy (Philly's Irreverent Fan Anthem)." Here's a teaser video on TikTok. 8000+ views. Find entire song on YouTube. Let @phillies.com know abt it, please? Hoping to hear this at/near (tailgating) CBP this yr.

Listen to this new Philly fan hype song. I gua-ran-tee you will like it. "Thank God He's A Philly Boy (Philly's Irreverent Fan Anthem)" Here's a teaser video of it on TikTok. 8000+ views. Find the entire song on YouTube. Let @phillies.com know abt it, please? Hoping to hear this at/near CBP this yr.

Dayum. Just heard a minister say, as perhaps only Black ministers can, “We will fight until hell freezes over, and then we will fight on the ice.”
I’m stealing that!!

My plan exactly.

Yup.

Deep State is Trump. ("We have met the enemy and he is us.")

Here’s an ugly truth. When a President sends men and women to war, they have decided to spend American lives to buy things; to buy objectives, outcomes, results. This president will be willing to trade the currency of human life…for something as worthless as his ego. We will see that soon.