Dog Dad Afternoon

I think Katie Wilson will be a good mayor and I was happy to vote for her.

But I'm aaaaaaalmost as happy about how agonizing this must have been for Bruce Harrell, watching his lead slowly evaporate. He can eat my shorts and the entire ass they rode in on, dude is just the worst.

Yelling at medical professionals is crucial enrichment for old white dudes, it's like rolling a pumpkin full of frozen ground beef into the tiger enclosure for guys whose head is the shape and color of a freshly hammered thumb

A meme featuring a three-circle venn diagram. In the top circle is Prometheus, in the bottom left circle is the Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski from The Big Lebowski, and in the bottom right circle is Saruman scrying into a palantir. The overlap between Prometheus and The Big Lebowski is "Severe liver damage". The overlap between Promethus and Saruman is "Cunning technological fireweilder deity". The overlap between The Big Lebowski and Saruman is "Obsession with large heavy ball." The intersection of all three of them is "I hate the fuckin' eagles, man"

I want you to know that I saw this and I loved it, and that you're a huge nerd (laudatory)

Capaldi and Gomez were so godddamn good in Who, they both have incredible range and play off each other perfectly whether they're going silly or dramatic.

lmao

Dr Sarah Cott from the horror movie Smile, grinning in a very unsettling manner at the camera. Her head is tipped forward and her smile only shows her upper teeth, and she is staring directly into the camera. It is unnerving. Below the unsettling grin are the words "welcome to target!"

Oh my god Riker with the trombone this rules so much

This is fantastic, I love the reference and it's really well done. A worthy tribute to both Bella and Matisse

Two cardigan welsh corgis sitting in a blue chair. The chair is for a single person and has armrests. The dogs both fit on it but they are clearly uncomfortable. The little merle one in the front has her butt hanging off the front of the chair, and the brindle one in the back looks peturbed.

I've had days like this and the thing that gets me through it is "It doesn't matter how much everyone hates me, I have got to get it together because my dogs are depending on me"

Like, look at these dingdongs, they can't even figure out a chair, they need their stupid asshole father.

Congratulations, Mayor Mamdani!

Bowling For Soup's hit single 1985 was released closer to 1985 than today. The equivalent song today would be called 2006.

Nice, thank you!

oh I've done that more times than I'm proud of, hurts like hell, sorry! The beans look really good though! I've never had pizza beans but I would absolutely eat those.

Happy birthday to my favorite science communicating pine martin! You're the best and I hope you have a lovely day!

Congratulations! You both look amazing and I love the place settings and the little labubu couple, these photos are super cute 💜

In addition to family aunts and uncles, my kid knows some of our closest friends as aunts and uncles. He isn't confused by this or anything. We are culturally white protestants, and it's such a boring and uncontroversial thing to do? I literally can't imagine being fucking mad about it??

He's such a dog shit candidate it's actually impressive. Just a catastrophically stupid and mean person who is exactly wrong for the moment (and the wrong choice in general, at any time, but especially right now!)

Dem elites are out here like "sure he has terrible unscientific and bigoted policies on trans people, but keep in mind that he also has awful economic policies, bad social policy, and he sucks as a person and is deeply unpopular hang on where was I going with this"

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1733 (a LOT of people have been referencing this tonight 😅)

I'm sorry for your loss man, she looks like a very sweet big friend

Do you have it set up so it will start if you put it on your face? I think if it's in smart start mode it has to have a trickle of air so it can detect when your put your mask on (or your dog lays down on it, which ended up being a startling and memorable experience for us both)

that second photo is literally making my mouth water, that looks unbelievably good

Yeah this is It; I hate the structures that force workers to pass around a collection plate AT THEIR JOB instead of just getting a living wage! But I can't imagine the confusion of ideas that leads to being cruel to the WORKER about that!

For all its other problems, Blizzard Entertainment used to understand this. World of Warcraft has a distinctive visual style and a coherent look. The cartoony stuff looks, IN CONTEXT, amazing compared to "lifelike" graphics that age like a pork chop left in the sun.

It's a little hard to teach my kid but we are working on it. I always show him how it goes even if he's still doing the basic bow knot. It's hard for little fingers to hold the crossed loops, but he's getting there!

I learned about this knot when I was like 38 years old and I'm not joking it changed my life

This made me ugly laugh, it's dead on

somehow losing money selling wallet inspection subscriptions

That's great though, sounds like a ton of work and fwiw I'm proud of you! Sometimes it ends up feeling really good to just burn through a bunch of chores at once, like clearing 4 rows in Tetris. Good job, you got this!