Joe Wills

Nicholas Witchell has arrived at New Scotland Yard with a fishing rod, some chicken and four cans of lager

I was on Wiki last night panicking about how many Brazilians were in the Qarabag squad. I should have remembered Cacapa was Brazilian... and possibly playing CB tonight.. #NUFC

VAR doesn't half suck the fun out of a goal celebration, but if ever there was a reason for refining it and not bining it, it's this match #NEW #AVLNEW

Just going to leave this here

I think the rules, whatever the current iteration, make this harder to call than it should be. His arm stopped a goal. I'd want that pen. From a frustrated Toon fan

As I say, I'd take just checking the line for offsides atm

Don't know if it's fitness, rhythm, confidence, system or all of the above, but Wissa's drop off from last season is mad. I thought he'd be decent if overpriced.

Im not after 20 goals. Just keeping the ball, staying onside, the odd shot on target.

#NUFC

Whether it's the long trip to Azerbaijan or the surreal setting of Monaco, I already can't wait to see the Geordie Tour continue. Bring on the content. #NUFC

Big Joe needs to start bringing in two packed lunches and giving one to Woltemade. The boy needs beefing #NUFC

I mean, I will take it but Christ, if that went against us, I would be furious.

Assume it's for stopping Thiaw as I don't think Pope can be impeded if he doesn't attempt to move...

#NUFC #NEWMCI

I think we may have been spoilt by two seasons with Isak but so far, Wissa has reminded me more of latter day Cisse than the man he is due to replace. Love him to show me otherwise. The offsides man... #NUFC #NEWMCI

A Premier League classic you say? And we actually won it?!

Love it!!! Up the Mags. #NUFC

I'm not saying must win, as it's all relative, but it sure feels needed. #BURNEW #NUFC

Dreading this tbh. Different level for Miley at RB today... #NUFC #NEWCHE

When Woltemade not spotting a cross field ball to Gordon counts as your best chance, you can't complain when you get nowt. Who's this on then...? #NUFC

An hour in and we've sadly been predictably limited as a collective. Individually, though, what Elanga has done to deserve a start over Barnes or Murphy I do not know... Still lacks conviction in whatever he chooses to do. #NUFC

Unison clapping at a gig. Only acceptable if you're seeing Queen circa 1977-85 or if the act you're seeing is about to do a triple jump for their encore...

Top full backs. Everyone in the main media seemed to have ignored it, but turns out having two England Full backs fit, really makes a difference. Long may they continue #NUFC

The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford

Well that was fun! #ScotlandDenmark

Hats off @bccamplight.bsky.social . Got to see you last night at @boilershop.bsky.social and both yourself and the band were superb! Love the new record and the live show matched it. Keep it coming.

Popes punching is possibly worse than his kicking. Great shot stopper but I can't belive Ramsdale is so much worse at shot stopping for his other attributes's to not make up for it #NUFC

I appreciate Burns value at defending set pieces but was poor today,booked and should have given away a pen before a questionable one was given. Why delay the Hall sub so long? #NUFC

Worst performance in some time this. Passing off, no intensity at all. Not sure where this has come from to be so collectively shite. #NUFC #WHUNEW

Farage: epic grifter

A wins a win and I get they haven't had too many recently but the Man Utd players going on like they've just won a Champ League Qtr Final not just beaten Brighton 4-2 at home in the PL.

And coming and getting nowhere near that corner. The life of a keeper I guess.

Always a pleasure to watch Man Utd get beat on MotD. Even better when their manager is sat looking glum in his Alan Partridge Castrol GTX jacket. How the mighty have fallen, never gets old.

Blocking legit fans accounts who have ticket purchase history for years upon years is going well for tackling third party sellers isnt it.. @newcastleunited.com #nufc

Excited by Woltemade and reassured by Bayerns apparent interest. Even if we are paying big bucks, feels more like joined up thinking paying £65m+ for a younger high ceiling player who will hopefully grow with us (as Isak did) than chucking the Isak money on names out of panic #NUFC