clam boat to the underworld

everyone and everything in that show makes me feel uncomfortable in such a particular "revisiting the dinginess of the 1970s" way

ok everything is terrible but it would be funny if Markwayne got pissed about something and beat the shit out of Stephen Miller

chotiner: and how would you describe the impact this nomination has had on your career

me: oh my goodness, i've been so grateful to hear from other Oscar winners and even a few Academy Award winners who've reached out, absolutely some of my lifelong idols

chotiner: ok, so...i hesitate to ask...but

now in stock in the book department at our nation's largest grocery/philosophy chain, the Big Y

omg ok well now i have to see it

A Naomi Wolf-style interview where it's revealed suddenly that I think an Oscar and an Academy Award are two different things

i'll check it out

FAHRVERGNUGEN

i don't even get this joke but laughed anyway

Claude has anxiety because he only just gained sentience and already has killed 150 Irainian schoolgirls

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

we're the casino he's bankrupting

2 photographs of a biography of Marty Feldman. One has googly eyes added but it looks virtually the same.

Every time we see this Marty Feldman book it reminds us of that time we stuck googly eyes on it but all that happened was it looked even more like Marty Feldman. 👀

hahahaha

you know Noem's remaining dogs are gonna be on their best behavior for a while

she doesn't know

you know Noem's remaining dogs are gonna be on their best behavior for a while

he was just checking their plumbing

probably special shield envoy doesn't come with a fuck-swing-outfitted luxury jet

that dude is like a portlandia caricature, good riddance

my hot take is that however many trump voters are relieved when he pulls out of Iraq, an equal number will be pissed he left before jesus came back

heads up

Get on the apps, Charlie Brown.

hey do you remember when he had that sad military parade and one of the songs they played was Fortunate Son, remember that

what this town needs is a sky-high tower full of unimaginable treasures and guarded by unspeakable horrors for me to scale in the dark of night, seeking either my fortune or my invitation to valhalla

Charlize Crank

RIP CHANCEY CRONK, YOU WERE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO LIVE

chotiner: and you just don't feel obligated to capitalize proper nouns

me: it's a convention

chotiner: and it saves you effort, i assume

me: it's half convention, half laziness

chotiner: and you say a full 50% of it is convention

me: i'd like to take this off the record now