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Counterpoint: multiball

"Including considering how force can be used against children"

Probably the time someone died in the toilets at a call centre and management didn’t bother telling us

I’d like to say it was foresight on my part, but I simply tire of fishing out important emails from 100 of my bank flogging me credit cards.

The leeway cops give fash YouTubers, “auditors” and the like is insane.

Same, though I set-up two Proton accounts to separate all my life admin (banking, social media, online shopping etc) to a basic free account and paid for another one for meaningful correspondence, organising stuff. So I guess I can easily move the spicy stuff. But still. FFS.

Yorkshire Water regret to inform you they forgot to catch any water that fell from the sky orbs every day for the past six months 😔

If it’s not a regime change operation; if there is no intention to advance to a ground invasion; if the strategy is to provoke inter-ethnic uprisings and conflicts; if the plan is to smart bomb until there is none left, then switch to dumb bombs, then the practical objective is tacit: Genocide.

There is absolutely zero explanation for hitting targets like this unless your objective is to destroy any possibility of normal life and produce mass civilian death. Completely unjustifiable and another war crime. We saw this thirty years ago in Iraq.

The Metropolitan Police has raided the Westminster Quaker Meeting house – again, this time targeting Take Back Power's direct action training. There were 15 arrests

Fuck sake

I feel that. I’ve had so many near misses and close passes and people just don’t understand how vulnerable cyclists are and the margins involved in doing serious injury (or worse).

So sorry you had to endure that. Did the perpetrator apologise (or even notice!) at all?

I don’t mind helping the kid pull a sickie at school but they gotta play the long game with the fake cough and certainly not forget about it the moment they leave the house.

A Palestine solidarity campaigner has been convicted under POA s.5 for calling a police officer a "fucking terrorist" at a Defend Our Juries protest in Parliament Square last year. Incredibly, Chief Magistrate Paul Goldspring is considering a prison sentence at a hearing scheduled for 1 April

Six days into the war I finally hear in the media from somebody in the Middle East who isn’t a fucking Brit in Dubai

Nobody tells you parenting means never being able to find a pair of scissors again

I appear as a Spanish football hooligan in the film ID2: Shadwell Army

One a lorry driver; the other various, including labourer at RAF Fylingdales

Perhaps it's because the Guardian campaigned for their access to public toilets to be an issue of national controversy

Guillotine when?

Turns out my Labour MP's husband is just a common garden dickhead.

Why’s he doing this all alone, does nobody like him?

A photo of a truck with the word 'Rorisons' on the side, which sounds a little bit like how Scooby Doo would say "Morrisons"

When Scooby Doo is asked to name his favorite supermarket:

i wind up tweeting this basically every time there's an article like this, but the fundamental thing to me: ask yourself whether you earnestly believe there's more social pressure to be trans, or more social pressure to be cis. it's actually a super easy one!

Passed a group of Labour canvassers on the way to the shop earlier and overheard one of them say to the rest: “Some of us have been door knocking since before we were genocide apologists.” What do you even say to that?

The only army I will ever get behind is the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army.

Just Nick Robinson casually asking a guest on BBC Today if protests against the war 'should be allowed to go ahead' or 'ought to be banned in this country'.