eating straight up mayonnaise
13.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@crowcryptid.bsky.social
24 | Non-binary | He/They Definitely not a bird. (Source?) Posts about indie games, FPS games, art, and shitposts. Please stop looking at my account I’m scared Terrible at socializing sorry Links to other accounts ⬇️ https://crowcryptid.carrd.co
eating straight up mayonnaise
13.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I needed valve to announce the steam deck pro so I could buy a dirt cheap og steam deck off someone with too much disposable income
They announced everything but that
spam bots don’t even try to change the username anymore. no work ethic.
13.11.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 099% of furry artists drawing bowser draw him with a dad bod or like a muscle bear. Wrong body type = the furries were not involved (or possible censored lol)
12.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you see this, post your bird art!
Here's some studies I did in HEAVYPAINT for heavyhan ~ I need to get back to that app ^^
Btw the first time hr was on my ass was because their shitty ai flagged me opening a patients account as accessing a family member
Expect 1) I’m not related to that guy lmao
2) Their useless ai couldn’t tell that he was a patient of ours?
Sure was nice explaining that to hr.
I just had to open a patients account at work that has an Extremely high chance of getting HR on my ass again because they’re famous fml I hate it here celebrities get out
I don’t want to name names for obvious reasons but it’s genuinely the worst possible scenario for hr bullshit oh my god
An angelic figure with a heraldic sun for a face, cradling a trench soldier.
🌞
#ersatz
trying to cross the street when every car is a ford f15000 XXL
09.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0let’s see if my flight to guatemala for my birthday/to visit family gets canceled yay clown country yay ^_^
07.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate when the lab calls her to tell me to come get the work. Just call me. Stop giving her the chance to giggle and pretend she’s my boss. Fml.
06.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0restraining myself from losing it when my coworker who gets paid to watch netflix laughs when she tells me how much work came in (I do all her work)
And then when I come back to the room (the work is on a different floor) she laughs again and asks “how bad was it”
lol
06.11.2025 04:47 — 👍 14088 🔁 4319 💬 105 📌 82this is so scary the beast has an instagram filter now
05.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck mega barbaracle that thing is evil
The only time I’ve “died” so far was from getting punched 4 times in a row because it only wants YOU and dgaf about anyone else 😭
AI buttons colonizing every interface like mold
03.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 198 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 0good morning chat its Monday (unfortunate)
03.11.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haxorus Dual Blades
01.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 1666 🔁 491 💬 12 📌 1illustration of white wagtails walking on grass
Walking towards Spring🌱
#illustration #artwork #digitalart #birdart #animalart #bird #decorative #originalart #wildlife
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
29.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 14007 🔁 4000 💬 11 📌 213IM SAFE
29.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0manifesting my coworker who takes 30+ days of vacation a year not take off the 2 days I need next year ❤️
Because she gets priority over me and I can’t leave if she’s gone cause no one covers for me ❤️
A black and white cat seen from below through glass. His paw pads are pink and black.
When you look at Uni from below…
28.10.2025 13:14 — 👍 7768 🔁 1030 💬 163 📌 24Neuron-annihilating brainrot
27.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 127 🔁 31 💬 10 📌 1:(
28.10.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the past 24 hours for some reason
28.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Art as always by the one and only @francisxie.bsky.social
Always made with love, never with AI.
I didn’t have the government posting multiple instances of rage bait using my favorite series but they don’t even know the lore so it makes no sense on my schedule for Monday, but it happened anyway.
27.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0EXCHANGE. BLUESKY LET ME EDIT POSTS PLEASE
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