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ace from love island usa photoshopped onto a man in a suit holding up a peace sign. he is standing next to a grave that says “JEREMIAH & HUDA”.

#loveislandusa

already received one of the things I wanted most for my birthday and it’s something only one man could’ve given me isn’t that sick and twisted lol

mini birthday cake order? placed. One thing I will never hesitate to do is treat myself on my bday 😁

he immediately follows it with lactose intolerant jfc

nobody knows what I’m talking about here besides exactly two people but cleaning out my camera roll and found a video of Adam playing touch and go on a live for the very first time… 🚬🤕

Having the longest day of my life man jfc

The cat is pissed that I put all of them in her fav lounging spot under the tree tho and tried to bonk me in the head

Just wrapped so many presents 🤕 tree looks fantastic tho I’m great at what I do

I know I’m getting old bc one of the things I want most for Christmas is a $145 bathrobe from pottery barn

so, why the fuck did I wake up at 10am to “mom needs you to take the baby to school” ?????? It’s 10am what the fuck is going on rn

should I reread the maze runner series….

not that I’m complaining 🤷🏾‍♀️ but pls lord give me a heads up

so…. when is the taemin US tour going on sale…. like Europe shows are after us and they’re getting sold first…

oooooh what is THIS

I don’t wanna know about the Kendrick tour presale,,,, trying not to think about how badly I want to go 😭

Adam Melchor loses his three year streak by not releasing anything this year rip

EA playing in my face with this Black Friday sale…. give me 50-75% off or go on somewhere

how was it

AND ANOTHER THING she asked one of my other cousins for $50 after a week of knowing her

AND she apparently was messing around with one of my other cousins until he dumped her

another highlight? a cousin that’s been in the states for two months doing the nastiest twerk I’ve ever seen and my other cousin taking it upon himself to catch it….

yall why did my mom start talking about my graduation in the family prayer before dinner last night, in English AND Spanish

I’m severely missing my highly curated feed of the gays and kpop stans with sense

can the funny people please let Twitter die and come breathe some life into this app

got halfway through doing my hair and stopped for something and now I’ve lost all motivation and momentum to continue…. Help

I'm happy to announce the 2nd Stardew Valley concert tour... Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons. This tour will features a larger orchestra, a different musical program, and more visual features. Please check the website for more info! stardewvalleyconcert.com

it’s very good and really well written but I was not expecting THAT

jesus fucking christ this book…

Oh…

If I see y’all’s stupid asses at Liam’s funeral you will never recover from the Etsy witch curses I will place on you