Andrea Carr

i mean, i never grabbed the cat, i was too busy crying hysterically in the corner saying how we’ll never be able to get this feral cat out of house

my husband grabbed the cat with the gloves

3/3

we actually had a feral cat loose in our house once. it jumped on top of our cabinet and started knocking down glasses. the gloves worked in grabbing the cat.

2/3

i love the warning on the animal handling glove, “this protects against punctures, but does not protect against broken bones. if you’re handling an animal with a strong jaw, you’re SOL”

we’re fine, but we did bust out the animal handling gloves in case we needed to grab our feral cat friend.

i’m fine

i think it's the guns.

is your wife okay?

i approve of this dinner.

when i was being wheeled into emergency back surgery, i was sending my husband a spreadsheet of all our assets. it was twice the net worth and twice the number of investment & bank accounts than he thought we had 😂

can you imagine having the free time to play volleyball?!?

set auto reply to “can’t respond. find a new CPA. i’m in prison…playing volleyball”

heard a federal prosecutor describe a low security federal prison and….it didn’t sound bad

so how do i get there?

show me in the tax return where the client hurt you

i love how i just electronically file our joint tax return without having my husband sign or look at it or even know we filed

i’m setting up a really strong innocent spouse case for him

“seething on the inside” is my middle name. it exceeds the character limit to efile my tax return.

my face always looks like it’s on the verge of a mental breakdown…because i am

i’m doing great!

i always sit in the corner and cry while eating ice cream. it’s how i ENJOY my life

i will say my seance worked in contacting the deceased cpa for this client and now i know he capitalized the keyman life insurance premiums as an asset. not sure that’s right, but he didn’t deduct them and im calling that a WIN!

& im starting a side hustle of performing seances

everyone says “no one dies because of taxes” so i guess i can’t consider murder as an option

i need to have my over dramatic moment before i get anything done

it’s part of the process

trust the process.

other people: “you need to set boundaries”

me: *draws a line in chalk and lets clients walk all over it*

i’m fine

overheard “inter company loans” on the train to denver airport and idk what they’re talking about but i hate it

i don’t think you could calm me down

The greatest shark. @taxretreat.org @thepetfly.bsky.social

only one. i would die if i had more than one.

i’m still confused about Escape Rooms…i imagine it’s for people with an excess of brain power

there’s always that one client, where when you see their name in your inbox, your eye starts to twitch

it's fine. im just having a seance in my room trying to contact this deceased cpa to figure out what he did with the keyman life insurance on this tax return he prepared

2/37 itemized deductions PEASE limitation (2026)

0.5% charity floor (2026)

$1k/$2k charity above the line deduction (2026)

new $40k SALT limit (phase out at $500k) (2025)

child tax credit $2,200 (phase out) (2025)

*vomits*

spent the day reprogramming my tax planning Excel workbook and macros…

at the beginning i was like “this won’t be that hard” hahahaha

it’s the phase outs and the sheer volume of variables needed for each of the calculations

$6k senior deduction (has phase out, starts in 2025)

i like that they permanently repealed the Pease limitation only to insert a new 2/37 limitation, which is EXACTLY LIKE THE PEASE LIMITATION