Biblically accurate pasta
17.02.2025 18:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I love my city
11.02.2025 23:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
11.02.2025 21:01 β π 45905 π 11735 π¬ 940 π 645
major poopy vibes actually
08.02.2025 05:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Big poopy vibes rn
08.02.2025 01:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The plan? To trick china into thinking weβve given up on AI.
29.01.2025 15:23 β π 1452 π 96 π¬ 63 π 4
Cool Dancing Pig
Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
15.01.2025 06:28 β π 2060 π 230 π¬ 69 π 13
I try to build new furniture with a power drill, but the drill came unassembled, and the furniture and the drill are code
31.12.2024 18:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@npr.org is crazy for this
25.12.2024 18:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
17.12.2024 15:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
First image of a black hole and itβs my gaping maw consuming a home made breakfast sandwich. Delicious.
17.12.2024 15:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
it hit me today
In the office bathroom for
Thirty long minutes
16.12.2024 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Took 1 dulcolax
(Severely constipated)
16 hours ago
16.12.2024 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
golden curry so good so yum in my tum
15.12.2024 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I would like to own and operate this vehicle
14.12.2024 04:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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