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@christianaaaaa.bsky.social

what do you want?

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This the one right here!!!

04.03.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I understand πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ«‚

04.03.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭 it’s so good tho!!

04.03.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ovulation horny and full moon horny love to come in here with some bs

04.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is but I think it’s in my cards

04.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And while we’re here…
βœ…Quit recording until you get those smoke detector batteries replaced
βœ…quit over oiling yourselves
βœ…don’t upload ts if y’all don’t sound like y’all having funβ€”can you talk? Moan? Groan?SOMETHING???

04.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way my grown-up cycle has made it to where ovulation is always during a full moon is kinda crazy…I’m a werewolf??

04.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Which sword tho? Cause depending on the attacker, they may not mind…

04.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ready to stop playing games

04.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Noooowwwww

04.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@galatictbee.blacksky.app love the β€œallegedly” 😭😭😭

03.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bat call of a curved dick

Bat call of a curved dick

Bat call for a β€œreal eater”

Bat call for a β€œreal eater”

Can you send two bat calls at once? How that work…?

03.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Look sometimes shit be flying over my head (but it’s easier to catch and funny to watch for other people)

03.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s workday lasted 20 years 🫩

03.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was so relatable

03.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being someone’s β€œsafe space” to share does not equal being responsible for their ABILITY to share. If the ability or openness to be vulnerable isn’t there, can’t force it to be πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

03.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Women: Don’t let the patriarchy trick you into doing MORE emotional labor for grown ass adults. Women didn’t tell men to suppress their emotions, other men did.

03.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Cause she sure ah couldn’t sing πŸ₯΄

03.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta get you a coloreds only sign

03.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Undiagnosed
2. But 2 is calling my name cause the prongs are long and straight

03.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don’t show this to Soulja boy

03.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay fine πŸ™„ if I close my eyes and change my tastebuds, I can pretend

03.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Martinelli’s please πŸ™πŸΎ

03.03.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand what you’re saying but for context, the op was referencing this β€œtrend” of β€œalpine divorcing” where these men take their women out on a hiking trail and essentially leave her there for dead

03.03.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It got cloudy here so I couldn’t see it either 😞

03.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that over-oiled look in some porns. I wanna see beautiful, soft brown skin, not that over done shit. I can tell the difference between oiling up for moisture and oiling up to look like you spread Popeyes on your ass cheeks

03.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for it!!!!

03.03.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0